april
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“Like she was a summer storm made flesh.” || 22 || she/her || trans
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This is the plot of wicked
what if you looked up the grinch's parents on facebook and they were just normal. they're not green or hairy or anything. and they didn't adopt him either he just came out like that
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is the plot of wicked
5/10 this fuckass bitch is back
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
5/10 this fuckass bitch is back
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN
but also v tasty
but also v tasty
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN
but also v tasty
but also v tasty
6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today
what is UK mcdonalds when u cant have gluten or dairy
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
what is UK mcdonalds when u cant have gluten or dairy
Okay 5/10 bc HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THE EXACT SAME 2 DAYS IN A ROW
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Okay 5/10 bc HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THE EXACT SAME 2 DAYS IN A ROW
Snowman gets 7/10!!
design is not as good but it's still super tasty
design is not as good but it's still super tasty
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Snowman gets 7/10!!
design is not as good but it's still super tasty
design is not as good but it's still super tasty
10/10!!!
Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
10/10!!!
Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!
Starting off with day 1: Strange Gingerbread man!
Starting off strong with a 9/10.
Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
Starting off strong with a 9/10.
Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Starting off with day 1: Strange Gingerbread man!
Starting off strong with a 9/10.
Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
Starting off strong with a 9/10.
Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face
Hi gang im gonna be rating my advent calendar chocolates this year so we'll see how good they are!! The main factors are design, size and taste. I hope you enjoy!
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hi gang im gonna be rating my advent calendar chocolates this year so we'll see how good they are!! The main factors are design, size and taste. I hope you enjoy!
Before you embark on a quest of revenge, first kill two birds
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Before you embark on a quest of revenge, first kill two birds
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Me the moment someone says they use chatGPT
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me the moment someone says they use chatGPT
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started house of leaves and it's actually incredible, the voice and imagery and everything is so good that it literally makes me heart race like a horror film or something
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
started house of leaves and it's actually incredible, the voice and imagery and everything is so good that it literally makes me heart race like a horror film or something
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It's normal to have infinite love in your heart for oomfs. Right?🙏🥺
October 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's normal to have infinite love in your heart for oomfs. Right?🙏🥺
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i do kind of think that the awareness and commonality of hrt is sort of like a turning point people havent fully grappled with. a technological shift on par with the advent of people getting personal computers & hooking up to the internet in the 90s. theyre trying to suppress it hard bc of that
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i do kind of think that the awareness and commonality of hrt is sort of like a turning point people havent fully grappled with. a technological shift on par with the advent of people getting personal computers & hooking up to the internet in the 90s. theyre trying to suppress it hard bc of that
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If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.
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“Never buy video games at launch” is both sound advice and the one thing that would kill everything dead if people actually listened to it
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Never buy video games at launch” is both sound advice and the one thing that would kill everything dead if people actually listened to it
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I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta
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asking gf if she can roll me another joint because I dont know how and I just know it'd come out wet as hell
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
asking gf if she can roll me another joint because I dont know how and I just know it'd come out wet as hell
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reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work
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Pokemon Legends ZA is a dress up game disguised as a real time RPG
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pokemon Legends ZA is a dress up game disguised as a real time RPG
just managing to get my digestive system in check and my mother gave me chips which are coated in wheat
why am i never taken seriously aghhh!!!!! now i have to wait days of discomfort (i mean hopefully not but im not expecting anything different)
why am i never taken seriously aghhh!!!!! now i have to wait days of discomfort (i mean hopefully not but im not expecting anything different)
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
just managing to get my digestive system in check and my mother gave me chips which are coated in wheat
why am i never taken seriously aghhh!!!!! now i have to wait days of discomfort (i mean hopefully not but im not expecting anything different)
why am i never taken seriously aghhh!!!!! now i have to wait days of discomfort (i mean hopefully not but im not expecting anything different)