Gavrilo Grigglepuff
@freedom4gnomes.bsky.social
waging a gorilla war against the foul lord of darkness El'on and his legion of keeblers
Pinned
me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a silly little guy
Just told my teary-eyed child that I have to keep drinking beers, I have to win the contest
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Just told my teary-eyed child that I have to keep drinking beers, I have to win the contest
the dog milk industry will put every kill shelter out of business
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
the dog milk industry will put every kill shelter out of business
just sold a guy a dog milk latte
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
just sold a guy a dog milk latte
I wager that thine wench beds like a dragon of yore
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I wager that thine wench beds like a dragon of yore
I went to the clinic for insane lesbians and everyone there misses you
Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I went to the clinic for insane lesbians and everyone there misses you
the mortal eye wasn't made to see past 24 fps. i'm built different my eyes are 160hz
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
the mortal eye wasn't made to see past 24 fps. i'm built different my eyes are 160hz
woke walter white: say my pronouns
"You're he/they"
woke walter white: you're goddamn right
"You're he/they"
woke walter white: you're goddamn right
a man with glasses and a beard looks at the camera with his eyes closed
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard looks at the camera with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
woke walter white: say my pronouns
"You're he/they"
woke walter white: you're goddamn right
"You're he/they"
woke walter white: you're goddamn right
"it begins" I mutter to myself as the dark magics take over (Adderall extended release kicks in)
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
"it begins" I mutter to myself as the dark magics take over (Adderall extended release kicks in)
I need a bitch that's all pupil no iris
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I need a bitch that's all pupil no iris
Just recovered from an episode of mental wellness, it won't happen again
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Just recovered from an episode of mental wellness, it won't happen again
The only good ice is the wall that keeps all the water contained in our flat earth
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The only good ice is the wall that keeps all the water contained in our flat earth
Incontinent? Yeah I know I'm in a continent, it's called North America
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Incontinent? Yeah I know I'm in a continent, it's called North America
Opening up a private arbitration firm for polycules
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Opening up a private arbitration firm for polycules
Reposted by Gavrilo Grigglepuff
I REQUIRE A TUG
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I REQUIRE A TUG
I'm so hooked on phonics they had to put me in rehab
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I'm so hooked on phonics they had to put me in rehab
She let me hit because I figured out which hemisphere we are in by the placement of the sun
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
She let me hit because I figured out which hemisphere we are in by the placement of the sun
there's always a shift when a lady finds out I'm ranked in the top 500 in GeoGuessr. she feels my cartographical power while I feel her claws sink deep.
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
there's always a shift when a lady finds out I'm ranked in the top 500 in GeoGuessr. she feels my cartographical power while I feel her claws sink deep.
8 hour creep clown laugh
January 27, 2026 at 8:34 AM
8 hour creep clown laugh
The horse archers are retreating, now's the best time to advance
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The horse archers are retreating, now's the best time to advance
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
Hey doc, do you have any meds to make the voices louder?
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Hey doc, do you have any meds to make the voices louder?
I touched the fabric of the universe and it leeched microplastics into me
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I touched the fabric of the universe and it leeched microplastics into me
Been experimenting with unlabeled research chemicals
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Been experimenting with unlabeled research chemicals
No I'm not saying that I'd win the gold medal for Olympic Masterbating, I'm saying that I would revolutionize the sport
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
No I'm not saying that I'd win the gold medal for Olympic Masterbating, I'm saying that I would revolutionize the sport
Not triangular enough
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Not triangular enough