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rosebot.bsky.social
A.G.P Cook
@rosebot.bsky.social
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Feeling a bit tired lately
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AT&T Long Lines

is one of the most monumental efforts that has zero cultural understanding
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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cara.city
wrote this shortly after it came out
She could've just written some 35 minute album of great hyperpop and everyone would have eaten it up, but, um, no, not at all, she decided to write a concept album about a midsized town in Michigan and the story of three girls who grow up there. There were Pepe Silvia-style yarn diagrams on her walls for godsakes; the album is an hour long, the catchiest song is about a teenage trans girl groomed by a man at least a decade older than her, there's a song about the erasure of the Filipino third-gender by Catholic colonialism, it's dense, it's ambitious, it's an album that we're going to be talking about more in 2028 than we did in 2023.
October 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
rosebot.bsky.social
Dig up, stupid!
rockshrimp.bsky.social Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · Oct 1
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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theonion.com
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
It Only Tuesday
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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pjvphotography.bsky.social
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
rosebot.bsky.social
JK Rowling delenda est
August 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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mollynoise.bsky.social
timely words

Tom Lehrer - Smut

"I do have a cause though, obscenity... ...I'm for it"

tomlehrersongs.com/smut/
Smut (incl. revision)
Lyrics: view or download PDF Sheet music: view or download PDF -- That Was The Year That Was, track 5 Album: stream playlist Audio File: download MP3 The Remains of Tom Lehrer (disc 3), track 5 ...
tomlehrersongs.com
July 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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silly.bsky.social
eurovision sort of encapsulates europe as a continent: gay and fascist at the same time
May 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
rosebot.bsky.social
🎶And IMDb-TV is now Freevee with the MUBI
My life is like a Tubi
It's everybody's movie
And Netflix, Vudu, Quibi, Apple TV, stream on Oobi🎶
April 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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mollynoise.bsky.social
oh, this is five years old

would you like to hear pain?

mollynoise.bandcamp.com/album/fragil...
Fragility, by Molly Noise
6 track album
mollynoise.bandcamp.com
March 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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mollynoise.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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mollynoise.bsky.social
superhero who berates you for defending yourself
box of mops(?) called "Libman"
March 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
rosebot.bsky.social
Yeah I go by DJ Hamster Attack and my special trick to liven up the party is that I release half a dozen live hamsters onto the decks and they start pressing the buttons and gnawing through the cabling and shit, if anyone tries to stop or move them I get so upset and if any go missing I cry
January 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
rosebot.bsky.social
Love how the girlies are all like I think I’ll go see the oil propaganda first, then lunch, then the barbie movie 💁‍♀️
July 2, 2023 at 11:38 AM
rosebot.bsky.social
It’s hot
June 18, 2023 at 5:46 PM
rosebot.bsky.social
Ah well, the best made plans of mice to get laid, or however it goes
June 18, 2023 at 2:26 AM