doc_rootbeer
@rootbeer666.bsky.social
I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat
Hm, now I wonder if Mat from techmoan is on here...
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hm, now I wonder if Mat from techmoan is on here...
For years, I'd worried about the end of the USA, but now I kinda think it's time we broke up, just for the sake of humanity. We can't stay together as one nation, not like this, and even if all of [gesticulates vaguely] this was over tomorrow, it doesn't matter, we're too mercurial to be reliable.
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
For years, I'd worried about the end of the USA, but now I kinda think it's time we broke up, just for the sake of humanity. We can't stay together as one nation, not like this, and even if all of [gesticulates vaguely] this was over tomorrow, it doesn't matter, we're too mercurial to be reliable.
Either way, I hope our boy Tiger gets a good chance to relax and get better over the break. I was genuinely worried earlier this year, he sounded a lot like I did when I was in the darkness, with the dogs barking in my head.*
I'm better now. Nick, get better.
*euphemism for thoughts of self harm
I'm better now. Nick, get better.
*euphemism for thoughts of self harm
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either way, I hope our boy Tiger gets a good chance to relax and get better over the break. I was genuinely worried earlier this year, he sounded a lot like I did when I was in the darkness, with the dogs barking in my head.*
I'm better now. Nick, get better.
*euphemism for thoughts of self harm
I'm better now. Nick, get better.
*euphemism for thoughts of self harm
Here's an idea [that sucks]: how about for one year, you guys go high+falutin' and review actual good restaurants--on a scale of 0-5 silver spoons--and call the show Les Garçons de la Pâté. This way, you could [potentially] eat healthier, and maybe Odenkirk will be on board to guest.
...maybe not.
...maybe not.
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Here's an idea [that sucks]: how about for one year, you guys go high+falutin' and review actual good restaurants--on a scale of 0-5 silver spoons--and call the show Les Garçons de la Pâté. This way, you could [potentially] eat healthier, and maybe Odenkirk will be on board to guest.
...maybe not.
...maybe not.
As cassette futurism is my official aesthetic, I'm on board
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
As cassette futurism is my official aesthetic, I'm on board
Basically, Rob Reiner took one for the team, sacrificing his artistic hot streak just to be sure that his production company was the one to put out The Shawshank Redemption, and he took it in stride.
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Basically, Rob Reiner took one for the team, sacrificing his artistic hot streak just to be sure that his production company was the one to put out The Shawshank Redemption, and he took it in stride.
I saw another post here that he desperately wanted The Shawshank Redemption to be picked up by Castle Rock, but because the writer had to be the one to direct, he ended up doing North. Frank Darabont was terrified that Reiner would hate it, but nope, he said it was the best they'd ever released.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I saw another post here that he desperately wanted The Shawshank Redemption to be picked up by Castle Rock, but because the writer had to be the one to direct, he ended up doing North. Frank Darabont was terrified that Reiner would hate it, but nope, he said it was the best they'd ever released.
They were always so good with those too; it was probably all accidentally good though, because why should SNL ever effort anything?
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They were always so good with those too; it was probably all accidentally good though, because why should SNL ever effort anything?
Pete Davidson should never have apologized
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pete Davidson should never have apologized
We can call him evil all we want, and you can argue that this fits the description, but more than anything, I think it just defines Donald Trump as a true piece of shit, the kind you just can't scrape off the bottom of your shoe. Just... what a piece of shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
We can call him evil all we want, and you can argue that this fits the description, but more than anything, I think it just defines Donald Trump as a true piece of shit, the kind you just can't scrape off the bottom of your shoe. Just... what a piece of shit.
When doesn't he though? He kills us the most, though, by his refusal to divulge the Secret of the Lemon Pfeiffers
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When doesn't he though? He kills us the most, though, by his refusal to divulge the Secret of the Lemon Pfeiffers
I know I watched the Jim Carrey grinch movie but I don’t remember a single 60-second segment of it.
That is to say, I agree with you and would not change a thing in your request.
That is to say, I agree with you and would not change a thing in your request.
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I know I watched the Jim Carrey grinch movie but I don’t remember a single 60-second segment of it.
That is to say, I agree with you and would not change a thing in your request.
That is to say, I agree with you and would not change a thing in your request.
How'd this guy get followers here anyway?
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
How'd this guy get followers here anyway?
If M4A had passed under Biden, Special KKK and the human catcher's mitt wouldn't be around to dismantle it
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If M4A had passed under Biden, Special KKK and the human catcher's mitt wouldn't be around to dismantle it
Hahaha remember when billionaire visionary, Mars expert, and scientific genius Elon Musk said he would solve world hunger and the Flint water crisis, then followed through and totally didn't just put $6B into his own foundation?
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hahaha remember when billionaire visionary, Mars expert, and scientific genius Elon Musk said he would solve world hunger and the Flint water crisis, then followed through and totally didn't just put $6B into his own foundation?
I’m just praying the Chili Peppers never recorded a Christmas song, being that every fourth song played on The Buzzard here is one of theirs
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m just praying the Chili Peppers never recorded a Christmas song, being that every fourth song played on The Buzzard here is one of theirs
I thought, “whoa, that guy looks like Steve Jobs and Jesse Thorn had a baby,” and, welp~
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I thought, “whoa, that guy looks like Steve Jobs and Jesse Thorn had a baby,” and, welp~
ehh, fuck spotify anyway
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ehh, fuck spotify anyway
I'm listening to the latest Membo Mailbag right now and for a theme song I suggest the one from the SNL sketch, Maine Justice
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm listening to the latest Membo Mailbag right now and for a theme song I suggest the one from the SNL sketch, Maine Justice
Oh, nice, good; I think I might set up a monthly 10 or 20bux with them and with a local Islamic community center we have here because I get the feeling they need friends too
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh, nice, good; I think I might set up a monthly 10 or 20bux with them and with a local Islamic community center we have here because I get the feeling they need friends too
I was listing to really early Doubles over the summer while doing evening yard work and I've been wishing the Moment of Meow could come back
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was listing to really early Doubles over the summer while doing evening yard work and I've been wishing the Moment of Meow could come back
It's just a long, drawn-out Kristallnacht, here and on the other side of the world (steeped in cruel irony over there btw)
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It's just a long, drawn-out Kristallnacht, here and on the other side of the world (steeped in cruel irony over there btw)
Mitch and Wiges each wipe a bead of sweat from their foreheads in relief
RealTalk™️ though, that's a bummer
RealTalk™️ though, that's a bummer
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Mitch and Wiges each wipe a bead of sweat from their foreheads in relief
RealTalk™️ though, that's a bummer
RealTalk™️ though, that's a bummer
were they don't a pledge-match thing today? If so, I was a couple days too early, I'm afraid, guess I should've waited to kick my $50 their way 😑
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
were they don't a pledge-match thing today? If so, I was a couple days too early, I'm afraid, guess I should've waited to kick my $50 their way 😑