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I may not be strong, intelligent, or cool, but rest assured, I’m also not funny, charismatic, attractive, or remotely likable; a septuple non-threat
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rootbeer666.bsky.social
I was trying to find that utterly insane sound bite Musk gave when he was first called out for his anti-semitism, but I found this instead so here you go

futurism.com/future-socie...
Article from Futurism titled, "Grok Says It Would Kill Every Jewish Person on the Planet to Save Elon Musk". But that gesture was totally him "putting his heart out there" or whatever that idiotic thing was that he said, right?
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
This is what you’re defending:
An MSPaint drawing: on the left, a “looney lefty” screaming, “RARG PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMANS NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO TO MURDER MILLIONS HURRR”; on the right, a composed, demure Adolf Hitler, carefully defending his case, “I just want to murder all the Jews and take over the world, but, hey, that’s your opinion and I’m fine with that. Looks like you’ve got some growing up to do.” God bless Charlie Kirk, he was so mature and poised when advocating murder of marginalized people. Whatever happened to discourse?
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
Hulk Hogan, in Hell’s waiting room:
a twitter post from 2023-01-25 by the once living hulk hogan that reads, “I ran out of toilet paper brother,help!!!!!!!!” [poor typing and punctuation not mine]
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
“Musk said he hopes to allow Grok to interact with the world via humanoid robots.”

—“Musk makes grand promises about Grok 4 […]”; Hayden Field, The Verge, 2025-07-10

The likely robots in question:
Mecha-Hitler, from Wolfenstein 3D, Episode 3, “Die, Führer, Die!” Which does not actually mean “the führer, the”. Grok actually referred to itself as MechaHitler, so here we are. Good job, techbros.
July 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
I saw this billboard in the Roku City slums and thought of gabrus for some reason
An ad in Roku City. It reads, “Food”, followed by, “Presented by Pepsi”. Very, uh, Idiocracy-esque.
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
Pic of robert cop captioned, “remember in the Robocop movies when corporate America aids criminals & helps incite riots so they can lower property values & buy up the city while privatizing that city’s police force haha science fiction is crazy”
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
#regicide
Indiana Jones preparing to launch a rocket at a group of Nazi soldiers, captioned with the text, “‘How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas’ A presentation by Dr Henry Walton Jones Junior, PhD of Archaeology at the Marshall College, Beford, Connecticut:”
June 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
rootbeer666.bsky.social
honestly? I’m okay with this
May 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM