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Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Chiquitita makes me feel a way no other song can
I love touching chicken
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I love touching chicken
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
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“Getting milked in the ass on Thursday”
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Getting milked in the ass on Thursday”
Me when I go north and it’s colder
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me when I go north and it’s colder
Do spider have puss puss
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Do spider have puss puss
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i mell like chit so bad my nail fell off
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i mell like chit so bad my nail fell off
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“You came into my life at a time when I started to find tall women very attractive”
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“You came into my life at a time when I started to find tall women very attractive”
“Titters got his shit waxed”
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Titters got his shit waxed”
Fuckin PC culture, can’t even say thanksgiving anymore, gotta say “Grateful Day”
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fuckin PC culture, can’t even say thanksgiving anymore, gotta say “Grateful Day”
“can’t a woman have a fear of confrontation anymore”
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“can’t a woman have a fear of confrontation anymore”
“I should probably take that down with the allegations out against me”
I love lying
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“I should probably take that down with the allegations out against me”
“There is a clear timeline! It’s a bit of a bummer, but it’s clear”
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“There is a clear timeline! It’s a bit of a bummer, but it’s clear”
My favorite vices all start with “w”
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My favorite vices all start with “w”
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Saw a play last night, don’t remember what happened or what it was about but I know @mothandmore.bsky.social was super sexy and talented in it
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Saw a play last night, don’t remember what happened or what it was about but I know @mothandmore.bsky.social was super sexy and talented in it
“Do they have water in this godforsaken place?” -the European in the Southside Paducah Walmart parking lot after eating Waffle House
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Do they have water in this godforsaken place?” -the European in the Southside Paducah Walmart parking lot after eating Waffle House
“Let your girlfriend’s balls breathe”
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Let your girlfriend’s balls breathe”
Overheard at the speakeasy “I have a screen recording of her sex tape”
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Overheard at the speakeasy “I have a screen recording of her sex tape”
Baking brownies so I can drink more milk
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Baking brownies so I can drink more milk
Crepes did not work out, next on the list is airstrikes
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Crepes did not work out, next on the list is airstrikes
Two more days until I poison the Irishman with Spaghetti-Os
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Two more days until I poison the Irishman with Spaghetti-Os