“I should probably take that down with the allegations out against me”
I love lying
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“I should probably take that down with the allegations out against me”
“There is a clear timeline! It’s a bit of a bummer, but it’s clear”
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“There is a clear timeline! It’s a bit of a bummer, but it’s clear”
My favorite vices all start with “w”
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My favorite vices all start with “w”
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Whiskey, wine, weed, women
Saw a play last night, don’t remember what happened or what it was about but I know @mothandmore.bsky.social was super sexy and talented in it
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Saw a play last night, don’t remember what happened or what it was about but I know @mothandmore.bsky.social was super sexy and talented in it
“Do they have water in this godforsaken place?” -the European in the Southside Paducah Walmart parking lot after eating Waffle House
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Do they have water in this godforsaken place?” -the European in the Southside Paducah Walmart parking lot after eating Waffle House
“Let your girlfriend’s balls breathe”
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“Let your girlfriend’s balls breathe”
Overheard at the speakeasy “I have a screen recording of her sex tape”
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Overheard at the speakeasy “I have a screen recording of her sex tape”
Baking brownies so I can drink more milk
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Baking brownies so I can drink more milk
Crepes did not work out, next on the list is airstrikes
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Crepes did not work out, next on the list is airstrikes
Two more days until I poison the Irishman with Spaghetti-Os
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Two more days until I poison the Irishman with Spaghetti-Os
Reposted by Maya
lesbian maxxing in lowe’s on a
sunday
sunday
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
lesbian maxxing in lowe’s on a
sunday
sunday
Save me hashbrown and egg save me
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Save me hashbrown and egg save me
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Business casual at the club
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Business casual at the club
Chat, I love aralyn she’s my big dawg
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Chat, I love aralyn she’s my big dawg
Reposted by Maya
scissors city at memorial hall stairs
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
scissors city at memorial hall stairs
Reposted by Maya
happy birthday maya i win i said it first
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
happy birthday maya i win i said it first
I mozzar ella til she sticks
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I mozzar ella til she sticks
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Hot glue gun burn just to feel something
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hot glue gun burn just to feel something
My solution? Airstrikes. Bomb them. (I don’t want to do my very easy homework)
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My solution? Airstrikes. Bomb them. (I don’t want to do my very easy homework)
I want to know peace again.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I want to know peace again.
Guys this is a real cry for help, pls
How the fuck do you fry an egg
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Guys this is a real cry for help, pls
How the fuck do you fry an egg
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How the fuck do you fry an egg
The Gratitoad has changed my life more than I care to admit
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Gratitoad has changed my life more than I care to admit
Having bluesky feels like updating my blog in 2011 xx signing off :3
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Having bluesky feels like updating my blog in 2011 xx signing off :3