natalie
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
just got hired as a bottle girl at chilis
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
just got hired as a bottle girl at chilis
me when carmie’s a mole
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
me when carmie’s a mole
I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS I HATE PACKING PEANUTS
impeccable gag reflex - kady
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
impeccable gag reflex - kady
calculating the statistical probability of me dropping out of college instead of calculating my stats homework.
a dog standing on a brick sidewalk with the words " @essentricrecords " on the bottom right
ALT: a dog standing on a brick sidewalk with the words " @essentricrecords " on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
calculating the statistical probability of me dropping out of college instead of calculating my stats homework.
“it’s like disease city in here!” - psy 312 professor, 10 seconds after we finish talking about huntingtons, epilepsy, and multiple sclerosis
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“it’s like disease city in here!” - psy 312 professor, 10 seconds after we finish talking about huntingtons, epilepsy, and multiple sclerosis
why are we using packing peanuts in the big 2025. haven’t we gotten more technologically advanced than this?
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
why are we using packing peanuts in the big 2025. haven’t we gotten more technologically advanced than this?
SO UR A BIG CHANGED MAN I DOOOUBBBTTT ITTTTTTTTTT
a woman with red hair is smiling and looking at the camera in a room .
ALT: a woman with red hair is smiling and looking at the camera in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
SO UR A BIG CHANGED MAN I DOOOUBBBTTT ITTTTTTTTTT
caesar salad croutons maxxing occurs when you have no no groceries in weeks and guess what you resort to
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
caesar salad croutons maxxing occurs when you have no no groceries in weeks and guess what you resort to
i don’t think i’ve ever cared LESS ABOUT A SUBJECT OR SCHOOL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
COLLEGE DROPOUT WHO WANT ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️
COLLEGE DROPOUT WHO WANT ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i don’t think i’ve ever cared LESS ABOUT A SUBJECT OR SCHOOL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
COLLEGE DROPOUT WHO WANT ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️
COLLEGE DROPOUT WHO WANT ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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I’m filled with rage and anxiety
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m filled with rage and anxiety
lesbian maxxing in lowe’s on a
sunday
sunday
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
lesbian maxxing in lowe’s on a
sunday
sunday
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Hot glue gun burn just to feel something
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hot glue gun burn just to feel something
scissors city at memorial hall stairs
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
scissors city at memorial hall stairs
happy birthday maya i win i said it first
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
happy birthday maya i win i said it first
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How the fuck do you fry an egg
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How the fuck do you fry an egg
*to the tune of charleston girl by tyler childers*
chungus girl in a darkened room
and you don’t know her like i do
this chopped bitch took me to her room
and got stone raging gay
chungus girl in a darkened room
and you don’t know her like i do
this chopped bitch took me to her room
and got stone raging gay
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
*to the tune of charleston girl by tyler childers*
chungus girl in a darkened room
and you don’t know her like i do
this chopped bitch took me to her room
and got stone raging gay
chungus girl in a darkened room
and you don’t know her like i do
this chopped bitch took me to her room
and got stone raging gay
succumbing is mayas fav pastime @romanwithanak.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
succumbing is mayas fav pastime @romanwithanak.bsky.social
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I just tasted parm cheese on my burp. Hello
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just tasted parm cheese on my burp. Hello
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
@natalie1nelson1.bsky.social
kady putting on the broski report to see if Brittany will rage bait her is the equivalent of me doing my daily run through north campus
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
kady putting on the broski report to see if Brittany will rage bait her is the equivalent of me doing my daily run through north campus
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New answer to “how are you”:
iflapsimh (I feel like a pig shat in my head)
iflapsimh (I feel like a pig shat in my head)
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New answer to “how are you”:
iflapsimh (I feel like a pig shat in my head)
iflapsimh (I feel like a pig shat in my head)
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Starting the Descartes haters club if anyone wants to join
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Starting the Descartes haters club if anyone wants to join
maya has “taken notes” and “watched oppenheimer”
October 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
maya has “taken notes” and “watched oppenheimer”
daphne you must make haste
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
daphne you must make haste
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This assignment is due in 4 minutes and I’ve done less than one question, should I scroll reels?🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This assignment is due in 4 minutes and I’ve done less than one question, should I scroll reels?🙂↕️🙂↕️