Roman W Helmet
@romanwhelmet.bsky.social
Former writer for Major League Jerk. Now occasional communicator on WhatsApp.
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
To understand how huge a writer John Feinstein was, when he worked for The National, he had Frank DeFord fly him home from Paris while covering the French Open on the Concorde to attend to his sick cat. He then flew back to cover the Finals. That is some GOAT shit right there.
March 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
To understand how huge a writer John Feinstein was, when he worked for The National, he had Frank DeFord fly him home from Paris while covering the French Open on the Concorde to attend to his sick cat. He then flew back to cover the Finals. That is some GOAT shit right there.
I think the Giants should forget about Aaron Rodgers and sign TB12 instead.
March 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think the Giants should forget about Aaron Rodgers and sign TB12 instead.
Why does every Eric Adams appointee look like they were asked to shove something up thier ass and smuggle it out of City Hall?
February 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why does every Eric Adams appointee look like they were asked to shove something up thier ass and smuggle it out of City Hall?
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This only works if he resurrects Martyball.
JUST IN: The Dallas Cowboys are hiring OC Brian Schottenheimer to be the team's next head coach, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This only works if he resurrects Martyball.
Game recognizes Game.
Saturday to Monday... Eric Adams appears to be gaining MAGA acceptance at breakneck speed.
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Game recognizes Game.
I have no favorites in this game. I want overtime.
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have no favorites in this game. I want overtime.
Spags is fucking relentless with these play calls. Every play the Texans make feel like a miracle at this point.
January 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Spags is fucking relentless with these play calls. Every play the Texans make feel like a miracle at this point.
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I'm the executive at Subway who gives notes on the ads demanding "more splashing on the Italian dressing" and "drop the meatball from a much greater height." I don't have any kind of degree or expertise, I just like watching sandwiches bounce in weird ways and the founder hired me in 1983.
January 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm the executive at Subway who gives notes on the ads demanding "more splashing on the Italian dressing" and "drop the meatball from a much greater height." I don't have any kind of degree or expertise, I just like watching sandwiches bounce in weird ways and the founder hired me in 1983.
Bruce Blakeman thinks not showing basic decorum will win him points someplace. Hopefully, "Nassau County's newest paper", the NY Post will call him out for what he is, a charlatan. Simple human refuse.
Meanwhile on that slender riotous island ...
www.newsday.com/long-island/...
www.newsday.com/long-island/...
Nassau County buildings not lowering flags to half-staff in memory of former President Jimmy Carter
A spokesman for Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman confirmed Friday that the flags aren't at half-staff at county buildings for former President Jimmy Carter who died Sunday at age 100.
www.newsday.com
January 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bruce Blakeman thinks not showing basic decorum will win him points someplace. Hopefully, "Nassau County's newest paper", the NY Post will call him out for what he is, a charlatan. Simple human refuse.
I have watched every awful rotten Giants game this season. Free advice to the Colts. Run the Football. The Giants D couldn't stop an old lady with a walker. You have Johnathan Taylor.
December 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I have watched every awful rotten Giants game this season. Free advice to the Colts. Run the Football. The Giants D couldn't stop an old lady with a walker. You have Johnathan Taylor.
Me when my daughter tells me I can't go to bed early because I need to pick her up at her friend's house later.
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Me when my daughter tells me I can't go to bed early because I need to pick her up at her friend's house later.
Bills going full Pat Patriot for the game against New England.
Buffalo’s new uniform combination for Sunday’s game against the Patriots:
December 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Bills going full Pat Patriot for the game against New England.
FAT MAN TD BABY!
December 15, 2024 at 10:26 PM
FAT MAN TD BABY!
Tiki holding no punches on lack of talent. Mara has to clean house.
December 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Tiki holding no punches on lack of talent. Mara has to clean house.
The "best" early game today is Jets/Jaguars. In other news, I cleaned out the front hall coat closet.
December 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
The "best" early game today is Jets/Jaguars. In other news, I cleaned out the front hall coat closet.
Oh! We're movin' the deck chairs on the Titanic ovah here!
Giants HC Brian Daboll told reporters that QB Drew Lock is in a walking boot due to a heel injury and Tommy DeVito now is expected to start Sunday vs. the Ravens.
December 11, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Oh! We're movin' the deck chairs on the Titanic ovah here!
Oh man, he didn't see it coming.
The Amazing Kreskin, an entertainer who used mentalist tricks to dazzle audiences as he rose to fame on the night show circuit during the 1970s, died on Tuesday in New Jersey.
The Amazing Kreskin, Mentalist and 1970s TV Star, Dies at 89
His display of mysterious mind-reading powers on TV made him a pop culture phenomenon in the 1970s.
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Oh man, he didn't see it coming.
Double Barreling the Pu Pu Platter of American Football.
December 8, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Double Barreling the Pu Pu Platter of American Football.