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RollieBear
@rolliebear.bsky.social
Dirty Old Bear well over 18. Married to @RJCoon, proud parent of 2 fur babies. Ferb (Tuxedo kitty) & Simba (buff ginger tabby)

Sleep deprived, never enough coffee. Probably adding more later.
Atty Gen Bondi; JOE BIDEN DID IT! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!

Snowstorm, Biden!
Bird poop on my Mercedes, Biden!
My late Door Dash, Biden!
My getting called a fascist, Biden!
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Announcer voice: In fact Home Aglow did -not- clean their home for $19.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

1. Black bear
2. Coyote
3. Stoat
4. Bobcat
5. Moose

All but the moose were in Wisconsin
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

1. Red fox
2. Brown bear
3. Coyote
4. Kangaroo
5. Sea turtle
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

1. Møøse
2. Bald eagles
3. Sea lioms
4. Whales
5. Red fox

Most of these were in Alaska 😁
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I eat a banana for lunch at work almost every day. I had been buying Chiquita from the grocery store.

A few weeks ago I went to Kwik Trip for drinks, so I got bananas there too, they're from Guatemala btw.

These are without a doubt the best I've eaten.

Milder flavor, and a creamy texture.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by RollieBear
Staying on Twitter is like a guy sitting down having a beer with a nazi to get him to change his mind: He doesn't realize the nazi is going to be doing the same thing to him.

"Oh, don't worry, I'M too smart to let the nazi change my mind..." says the guy sitting down and having a beer with a nazi.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by RollieBear
Anyone who continues to use Twitter/X is a Nazi/Apologist. One of the easiest things you can do, to be against fascism, is do the totally free action of stop using that hell hole.
Your regularly scheduled reminder to stop using X/Twitter entirely.

No, I don’t care what you’re using it for.

You should stop.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My MST3K top ten (in no particular order)
Daddy O
Manos (The hands of fate)
Fugitive Alien
Mighty Jack
Time of the Apes
Robot Monster
Teenagers from Outer Space
Pod People
Santa Claus vs the Martians
Mitchell!

Hon mention
Diabolik
Side Hackers
Catalina Caper
Lazerblast
Hangar 18
Moon Zero Two
My own top 10 mst3k

1. Space Mutiny
2. Time Chasers
3. Soul Takers
4. Overdrawn at the memory bank
5. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
6. Manos: The hands of fate
7. Touch of Satan
8. Hobgoblins
9. Pumaman
10. Future War
Top 10 mst

Final justice
Zombie nightmare
Any Coleman francis ep
angels revenge
Pod People
Eegah
Overdrawn at the memory Bank
time chasers
Touch of Satan
manos
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
To pile them in a parking lot and set them ablaze.
A Tennessee legislator has ordered all Tennessee public libraries to shut down for two weeks to review their childrens collections and ensure they do not contain any books with LGBTQ characters or themes.

The Harper's letter crew is going to be *furious* about this.
Tennessee public libraries close for Trump-inspired book purge
One hundred and eighty-one public libraries in Tennessee are reviewing their children’s collections after Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett (R) ordered them to remove books with LGBTQ themes or...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by RollieBear
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was just informed that today is the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal intrusion

I was recording Doctor Who off cable TV and saw the intrusion when I watched it a few days later

Very surreal moment

And now I've been working in television for over 30 years and used the same equipment
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Earlier this evening I walked to the good Mexican restaurant near the house to grab dinner.

When I left there were three service dogs out front in conditional training.

Two of them were trying really, really hard not to wag their tails. Labs really are the perfect dog.

All three are good dogs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There is no cat.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is an odd one, so any input is appreciated

I was looking for an obituary of an uncle who passed some time ago

After a Google search I came across a YouTube channel named for his nephews wife

There's a bunch of shorts with dozens of likes

#mystery #youtube

youtube.com/@myrlkoehler...
Myrl Koehler
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm tired of feeling like I'm the only sane person in the country.

This bullshit only gets harder every day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shrek law, everyone will have to live in a swamp with a wise cracking donkey.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I mean, he is a gilded turd, so...
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was in the back of a satellite truck in Grant Park.

The sound reverberating from the city to the park was exhilarating.

I worked nearly 30 hours between the 4th & 5th
I remember exactly where I was when this was announced. I was in Ellensburg, WA just driving past the Subway.

It felt so surreal and exciting.
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Itadakimasu!
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Apparently Scott has never heard of these things called "appointments" and how one may need to "wait" to receive new medicines.

Take that pointy haired boss!
Here is the full text of Adams' tweet to Trump

He wants the **PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TO CALL SOMEONE TO TELL THEM TO ADMINISTER AN IV**

I deeply sympathize with Adams' plight & his battle with healthcare services here, but JFC if this isn't exactly everything wrong with America right now
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
They put the gay deer back in the Cirque du Soleil commercial!
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by RollieBear
Sorry folks for reposting this but someone’s fursuit head ended up at Goodwill. It might have been a fursuit head stolen at TFS?

Can we get some reskeets so hopefully someone recognizes it?
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Kilz, BIN, Enamelac.

#AskGus #Gus_Gnorski
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We have a liveshot at 11:20am. I call our assignment desk and ask for a source.

"But I put the serial number on the live sheet?"

Okay, fine, but what's the source?

But $Manager says that's all you need!

*Manager that's worked here less than a year.

I hate this planet
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by RollieBear
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM