The Cones of Caffeination
@rollforlatte.bsky.social
I like espresso and dogs.
Vera said that?
Vera said that?
This is the most relatable post on my time line 😂
Love a nice looking bin!
Love a nice looking bin!
I’ve reached the age where I walked into Canadian Tire and my first thought — I swear to god — was “that’s a nice looking bin.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is the most relatable post on my time line 😂
Love a nice looking bin!
Love a nice looking bin!
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This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
June 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated.
Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian."
THIS is why Pride is important.
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King Charles III looks down at the paper and pauses awkwardly:
"It says here I'm supposed to ... rap this part."
[deep breath]
"Oh dear."
[Mark Carney nodding encouragingly]
"Whoa is me, I'm so whoa"
"See me decked out from my head to my toe"
"Everywhere I go I'm a one man show"
"It says here I'm supposed to ... rap this part."
[deep breath]
"Oh dear."
[Mark Carney nodding encouragingly]
"Whoa is me, I'm so whoa"
"See me decked out from my head to my toe"
"Everywhere I go I'm a one man show"
May 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
King Charles III looks down at the paper and pauses awkwardly:
"It says here I'm supposed to ... rap this part."
[deep breath]
"Oh dear."
[Mark Carney nodding encouragingly]
"Whoa is me, I'm so whoa"
"See me decked out from my head to my toe"
"Everywhere I go I'm a one man show"
"It says here I'm supposed to ... rap this part."
[deep breath]
"Oh dear."
[Mark Carney nodding encouragingly]
"Whoa is me, I'm so whoa"
"See me decked out from my head to my toe"
"Everywhere I go I'm a one man show"
Moira Rose would be thrilled.
Between the Met Gala and the papal conclave, it's a hell of a week for elaborate outfits
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Moira Rose would be thrilled.
Our PM's polite way telling Trump to shut the fuck up about annexing us. 😂
Canadian PM Mark Carney: "There are some places that are never for sale...Having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign the last several months, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
May 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Our PM's polite way telling Trump to shut the fuck up about annexing us. 😂
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Prime Minister Mark Carney spoke to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky today — Zelensky is coming to Alberta in June for the G7 summit.
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Prime Minister Mark Carney spoke to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky today — Zelensky is coming to Alberta in June for the G7 summit.
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good morning to Toronto Maple Leafs fans and their trauma
April 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
good morning to Toronto Maple Leafs fans and their trauma
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We truly live in the dumbest timeline!
This is a real tweet by a US Senator. FFS
April 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We truly live in the dumbest timeline!
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A stunning development in Canada: Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre didn’t just lose his bid to become Prime Minister — he lost his own seat in Parliament.
Poilievre has officially been defeated in his Carleton riding by Liberal candidate Bruce Fanjoy.
Poilievre has officially been defeated in his Carleton riding by Liberal candidate Bruce Fanjoy.
April 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A stunning development in Canada: Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre didn’t just lose his bid to become Prime Minister — he lost his own seat in Parliament.
Poilievre has officially been defeated in his Carleton riding by Liberal candidate Bruce Fanjoy.
Poilievre has officially been defeated in his Carleton riding by Liberal candidate Bruce Fanjoy.
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americans reporting the canadian election is usually really funny bc they don’t get it but this one gets it
April 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
americans reporting the canadian election is usually really funny bc they don’t get it but this one gets it
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BREAKING: Nation’s biological clocks breathe sigh of relief
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
BREAKING: Nation’s biological clocks breathe sigh of relief
PP lost his seat!! Oh the joy I feel.
April 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
PP lost his seat!! Oh the joy I feel.
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On the bright side soon we'll all be dead.
April 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
On the bright side soon we'll all be dead.
Our municipal government in Peterborough is useless. Absolutely useless.
#Ptbo city council votes for 52% raise for councillors and 60% raise for mayor. Report recommending increase for council's next term was passed 8-3, with Mayor Jeff Leal and councillors Gary Baldwin and Dave Haacke voting against it. kawarthanow.com/2025/04/28/p...
Peterborough city council votes for 52% raise for councillors and 60% raise for mayor | kawarthaNOW
By Bruce Head. Report recommending increase for council's next term was passed 8-3, with Mayor Jeff Leal and councillors Gary Baldwin and Dave Haacke voting against it.
kawarthanow.com
April 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Our municipal government in Peterborough is useless. Absolutely useless.
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Fellow Canadians, today's the day. Get out and vote. This is the most coneqential election of our lifetime. It will decide the future of our country.
April 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Fellow Canadians, today's the day. Get out and vote. This is the most coneqential election of our lifetime. It will decide the future of our country.
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This is so Canadian. Body Break doing a special elbows up get out to vote segment.
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This is so Canadian. Body Break doing a special elbows up get out to vote segment.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
April 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
This is insane and they just raised the city taxes. So we get over paid city councillors, an overpaid mayor and 13 pickle ball courts... But no solutions for affordable housing.
#Ptbo city council endorses 52% raise for councillors and 60% raise for mayor. Increase to $147,631 for the mayor and $54,991 for councillors would apply to next term of council starting in December 2026. kawarthanow.com/2025/04/22/p...
Peterborough city council endorses 52% raise for councillors and 60% raise for mayor | kawarthaNOW
By Bruce Head. Increase to $147,631 for the mayor and $54,991 for councillors would apply to next term of council starting in December 2026.
kawarthanow.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is insane and they just raised the city taxes. So we get over paid city councillors, an overpaid mayor and 13 pickle ball courts... But no solutions for affordable housing.
Can't believe I was at a rally today in #Peterborough, in the same room with our Prime Minister! What an exciting day. Thank you @mark-carney.bsky.social for making the stop in Peterborough and thank you @emmaharrisonptbo.bsky.social for being the change we need!
April 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Can't believe I was at a rally today in #Peterborough, in the same room with our Prime Minister! What an exciting day. Thank you @mark-carney.bsky.social for making the stop in Peterborough and thank you @emmaharrisonptbo.bsky.social for being the change we need!
❤️❤️❤️ Not only did I get to attend this rally, but I participated in democracy and voted early today! ❤️ Emma Harrison has my vote for Peterborough!
At today’s rally, Mark Carney said it best: “Our children should dream of a positive future—not fear an economic crisis.” I'm running to be MP for Peterborough to help build that future. #CanadaStrong
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
❤️❤️❤️ Not only did I get to attend this rally, but I participated in democracy and voted early today! ❤️ Emma Harrison has my vote for Peterborough!
I was there! It was incredible! ❤️
Mark Carney Addresses Supporters in Peterborough – April 19, 2025 - Video #Canada #cdnpoli #FederalElection #CanadaVotes #LiberalParty #ViveLeCanada 🍁💪
www.cpac.ca/leaders-tour...
www.cpac.ca/leaders-tour...
Mark Carney Addresses Supporters in Peterborough – April 19, 2025
Liberal Leader Mark Carney holds a campaign rally in Peterborough, Ontario. (no interpretation)
www.cpac.ca
April 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was there! It was incredible! ❤️
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I’ve been at this for nearly 28 years. I have my dream job. But if you had told me 28 years ago things would be this toxic I would have done something else.
April 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve been at this for nearly 28 years. I have my dream job. But if you had told me 28 years ago things would be this toxic I would have done something else.