Idiot Savant
@roketstop.bsky.social
Coolest person you’ll never meet
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if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
if your beans didn't soften while cooking it's not because you salted too early. it's not because you added too much acid. it's not because the beans are too old. it's because you're impure of heart and the beans Know
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Apparently we failed last century and we’re being made to repeat it
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Apparently we failed last century and we’re being made to repeat it
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The joke is on us.
January 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The joke is on us.
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"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
We’re going to see any expression of virtue in the face of vice depicted by legacy media as a vicious attack on an innocent victim
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
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Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
theonion.com/surgeon-gene...
theonion.com/surgeon-gene...
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
theonion.com/surgeon-gene...
theonion.com/surgeon-gene...
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Wow, those Nazi puns just roll off the tongue don’t they?
January 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wow, those Nazi puns just roll off the tongue don’t they?
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Grimes being like “we broke up, do I really have to answer for everything he does?” is so funny. Yes, bitch you do, you fucked him for years when it was already clear that he sucked. You gotta wear that one forever.
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Grimes being like “we broke up, do I really have to answer for everything he does?” is so funny. Yes, bitch you do, you fucked him for years when it was already clear that he sucked. You gotta wear that one forever.
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Day 1 mask off moment for the new Trump administration
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Day 1 mask off moment for the new Trump administration
Anyone else’s bosses boss get them a pre roll for Christmas? No? Just me?
December 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Anyone else’s bosses boss get them a pre roll for Christmas? No? Just me?
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i had a lovely time the last few days traveling with my girlfriend and spending time with my family but now i am behind on all of my little youtube videos so i have no choice but to grow resentful
December 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
i had a lovely time the last few days traveling with my girlfriend and spending time with my family but now i am behind on all of my little youtube videos so i have no choice but to grow resentful
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dim gang 💪🤗 who up and attem not observing phenomena
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 PM
dim gang 💪🤗 who up and attem not observing phenomena
Love me like a sailor and when you get a taste tell me what’s my flavor
November 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Love me like a sailor and when you get a taste tell me what’s my flavor
Oof the mental illness is mental illnessing
November 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Oof the mental illness is mental illnessing
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This isn't a culture war. This is the only trans congresswoman, ever being bullied through the press and legislation, and having only 1 of hundreds of colleagues stand up for her. They can do more than 1 thing at a time. Defending her will not take so much effort that they can't do their jobs.
Defending Sarah McBride is absolutely the right thing to do, and yet there’s also the risk of being baited into yet another culture war cycle that distracts from the Republican grift. Her statement suggests she wants to move forward, and I think it’s wise to take the cue from her.
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 AM
This isn't a culture war. This is the only trans congresswoman, ever being bullied through the press and legislation, and having only 1 of hundreds of colleagues stand up for her. They can do more than 1 thing at a time. Defending her will not take so much effort that they can't do their jobs.
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Oh yes, I CAN play the piano! Those little black and white thingies are so easy to push! You're just not gonna like it
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Oh yes, I CAN play the piano! Those little black and white thingies are so easy to push! You're just not gonna like it
My kids (cats) have a birthday in a few days and I’m *pre* apologizing for the massive paragraphs I will be posting here.
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 AM
My kids (cats) have a birthday in a few days and I’m *pre* apologizing for the massive paragraphs I will be posting here.
Realizing I’m the ask the teacher if I can work on the group project alone person in a group project world
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Realizing I’m the ask the teacher if I can work on the group project alone person in a group project world
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
Cat tax- this is Winfred
November 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Cat tax- this is Winfred
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When you make a joke in a group chat & nobody laughs
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
When you make a joke in a group chat & nobody laughs
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how mornings feel like when using bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
how mornings feel like when using bluesky