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just here for the zip line
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November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🎶well they blew up the chicken lady in Toronto last night🎶
a woman in a white wig is dancing in front of a comedy sign
ALT: a woman in a white wig is dancing in front of a comedy sign
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November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Live look at Elon jumping in people's replies today
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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RIP to Dick Cheney and congrats to Mayor Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I lost my wife and kid in a sea of trick or treaters because I had to chase someone down to ask if they were dressed as Mama from Mama's Family
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jimmy Olsen needs the scoop on Superman pegging somebody
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I don’t need a movie about Bruce Springsteen. I need a movie about what the hell happened to the chicken man.
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"OJ was just name-dropped on the Bills home feed"
“The counter person was lovely and I do like their egg sandwiches"
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Turns out Stephen Miller is not a big fan of THE SCORE (2001)
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well, I sure was blindsided by the Chris Benoit joke on Chad Powers!
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
HOT TO TROT (dir. Michael Dinner, 1988)
Name a FIlm you saw at a Drive In Theater.
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
October 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
how about two
October 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I saw a fight break out at a Decemberists concert once
What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
October 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cherry Roosevelt Fatbozochowing Spaghetti
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Benicio del Toro as 'Sensei' in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
September 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I had to talk to him. Here is Glen, a retired carpenter who looks like John Carpenter.
September 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hear one of the concessions Jimmy Kimmel had to make was reinstating Dicky Barrett as the show's announcer
September 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
September 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM