Matt Wood | The Rogue
@roguematt-sgc.bsky.social
Former Army, former Disney, Co-owner @ 30 Minute Hit Minneola, husband to a former Marine professional, dad to 4 kids, and 2 cats.
Not interested in news right now, too busy working on feast things. Prepped the candied sweet potatoes with bourbon, so they just need to go in the oven tomorrow for about 35 minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Not interested in news right now, too busy working on feast things. Prepped the candied sweet potatoes with bourbon, so they just need to go in the oven tomorrow for about 35 minutes.
Cranberry apple pie is out of the oven and cooling.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Cranberry apple pie is out of the oven and cooling.
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Desperate Donny posting this West Point plaque that completely undermines his own attacks on Dem leaders raises serious questions about whether Trump is aware of his surroundings and his own actions, has dementia, or is in any way fit to remain in office.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Desperate Donny posting this West Point plaque that completely undermines his own attacks on Dem leaders raises serious questions about whether Trump is aware of his surroundings and his own actions, has dementia, or is in any way fit to remain in office.
You will be visited by three spirits...
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
So begins the prepping. Cranberry sauce is cooking and smells amazing!
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So begins the prepping. Cranberry sauce is cooking and smells amazing!
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Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job
He should be secretary of defense.
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
It's an older, niche meme, but a good one.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's an older, niche meme, but a good one.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
🎶 Walkin' tall, machine-gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
🎶 Walkin' tall, machine-gun man
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
They spit on me in my homeland
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy, mm-mm
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh, God, please, won't you help me make it through? Mm-mm 🎵
You're at the Ballet.
I need you at Spandau.
I need you at Spandau.
You're at Oingo.
I need you at Boingo.
I need you at Boingo.
You're at Garfunkel.
I need you at Simon.
I need you at Simon.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You're at the Ballet.
I need you at Spandau.
I need you at Spandau.
You're at Garfunkel.
I need you at Simon.
I need you at Simon.
You're at Crofts.
I need you at Seals.
I need you at Seals.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You're at Garfunkel.
I need you at Simon.
I need you at Simon.
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I just released my "Brief Guide to Writing Short Fiction." It's a solid guide to writing short stories and more; and has a special focus on Sword and Sorcery stories.
It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive.
Like and share. That helps!
It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive.
Like and share. That helps!
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just released my "Brief Guide to Writing Short Fiction." It's a solid guide to writing short stories and more; and has a special focus on Sword and Sorcery stories.
It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive.
Like and share. That helps!
It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive.
Like and share. That helps!
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It’s time to return to real values—wisdom, empathy, integrity. Redefine success as contribution, not accumulation. Respect those who uplift, not exploit. A better world begins with what we choose to honor. #Values #RedefineSuccess #Limitarianism #OpEndOligarchy #Anonymous
August 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s time to return to real values—wisdom, empathy, integrity. Redefine success as contribution, not accumulation. Respect those who uplift, not exploit. A better world begins with what we choose to honor. #Values #RedefineSuccess #Limitarianism #OpEndOligarchy #Anonymous
Because this is totally normal and acceptable, and nothing bad can come of this.
MAGA firebrand Laura Loomer, notorious for spewing Islamophobic venom and purging Trump's disloyal aides, snags Pentagon press creds amid the purge of legitimate journalists refusing tyrannical gag rules. #MAGA
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Because this is totally normal and acceptable, and nothing bad can come of this.
Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and psychos! 👻🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and psychos! 👻🎃
Ron Burgundy moment tonight. I was driving to pick up Ms. 14 from color guard practice and ended up behind a car with disabled veteran plates. Not that uncommon here in FL, but this one had a United States Space Force frame around the plate.
How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?
How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ron Burgundy moment tonight. I was driving to pick up Ms. 14 from color guard practice and ended up behind a car with disabled veteran plates. Not that uncommon here in FL, but this one had a United States Space Force frame around the plate.
How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?
How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?
Alright, @gpatrick.bsky.social, this has no right being as funky as it is, but it works, and I'm impressed.
youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...
youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...
Metallica's Greatest Hits (If they were FUNK)
YouTube video by Conhuir
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Alright, @gpatrick.bsky.social, this has no right being as funky as it is, but it works, and I'm impressed.
youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...
youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...
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You don’t only live once you only die once. You live every second of the goddamn day. There’s no dress rehearsal. Life is happening now. Drink water, move your body, and do what scares you.
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You don’t only live once you only die once. You live every second of the goddamn day. There’s no dress rehearsal. Life is happening now. Drink water, move your body, and do what scares you.
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Catwoman #85, variant cover (Work in progress.)
Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece.
I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo.
3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.
Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece.
I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo.
3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Catwoman #85, variant cover (Work in progress.)
Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece.
I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo.
3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.
Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece.
I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo.
3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.
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You won't read a better summation of the Hesgeth/Trump show than this one...
(From my subscription for you)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
(From my subscription for you)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Pete Hegseth Is Living the Dream
A man who retired as a major lectures hundreds of generals about the need to meet his standards
www.theatlantic.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You won't read a better summation of the Hesgeth/Trump show than this one...
(From my subscription for you)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
(From my subscription for you)
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
My cats were being extra photogenic today. Naturally, who was I to deny them?
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My cats were being extra photogenic today. Naturally, who was I to deny them?
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Teenage Bottlerocket - "High Speed Yoga" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by piratespress
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.
They want us all eradicated.
They want us all eradicated.
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.
They want us all eradicated.
They want us all eradicated.
Bearing down the highway, fast.
September 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bearing down the highway, fast.