Rob Paravonian
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Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
musician, comedian, utility outfielder
Just paint a 50-yard line on the street and say you're a football coach, they'll let you pray all you want!
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“…and when there was no crawdads to eat we ate sand”

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Raising Arizona - You Ate Sand?
YouTube video by WhereDaWhiteWimmenAt
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November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
But where was Malinko?!?
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s not serious until the dugout gets a cheese plate
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If the Dodgers load the bases on the bottom of the 17th they’ll still intentionally walk Ohtani
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“Does anybody really know what time it is” 🎶 going into commercial was a nice touch :-)
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
+1 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM