Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
musician, comedian, utility outfielder
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Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
· Sep 18
Castigat ridendo mores
It took 25 minutes to cancel my ISP as they pitched all the discounts they should’ve offered me over the 10 years I was a customer, so…
Byeee
Byeee
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It took 25 minutes to cancel my ISP as they pitched all the discounts they should’ve offered me over the 10 years I was a customer, so…
Byeee
Byeee
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
researching wardrobe options for tonight’s “wild” theme and I guess I need to wear a blue backpack? A fun set of stoopit and “wild” covers comin’ at ya at 8:15 pm NYC time! Replay will be up for 7 days!
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
researching wardrobe options for tonight’s “wild” theme and I guess I need to wear a blue backpack? A fun set of stoopit and “wild” covers comin’ at ya at 8:15 pm NYC time! Replay will be up for 7 days!
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
That last retweet was an accident and definitely not an endorsement. My apologies, I’ll try to do better
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
That last retweet was an accident and definitely not an endorsement. My apologies, I’ll try to do better
Reposted by Rob Paravonian
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
My guitar instrumental version of Vince Guaraldi’s “Christmas Time Is Here” is officially public! For that mellow, wistful, slightly melancholic holiday vibe!
youtu.be/qowX6m5gRcc
youtu.be/qowX6m5gRcc
Christmas Time is Here Guitar Chord Solo
YouTube video by RobPRocks
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My guitar instrumental version of Vince Guaraldi’s “Christmas Time Is Here” is officially public! For that mellow, wistful, slightly melancholic holiday vibe!
youtu.be/qowX6m5gRcc
youtu.be/qowX6m5gRcc
Susan Collins brags that their ‘deal’ means fed workers will get back pay (which is required by law) and snap will be funded (which a court ordered), so I’m just gonna call her:
Status Quo Auntie
Status Quo Auntie
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Susan Collins brags that their ‘deal’ means fed workers will get back pay (which is required by law) and snap will be funded (which a court ordered), so I’m just gonna call her:
Status Quo Auntie
Status Quo Auntie
A million dollar album, Fleetwood Mac, a college marching band, and my alma mater in an article on ESPN? Yes I will click on it:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
'It's our tune': How Fleetwood Mac worked with the USC marching band to create 'Tusk'
The idea initially sounded so far-fetched that band directors thought it was a prank. But the collaboration became a sensation.
www.espn.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
A million dollar album, Fleetwood Mac, a college marching band, and my alma mater in an article on ESPN? Yes I will click on it:
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
The head of the Border Patrol is in my hometown of Waukegan, IL, which is very near the border.
Narrator: of Wisconsin.
Narrator: of Wisconsin.
Members of the community yell towards Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino and federal officers while they conduct an immigration enforcement action Friday in Waukegan.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The head of the Border Patrol is in my hometown of Waukegan, IL, which is very near the border.
Narrator: of Wisconsin.
Narrator: of Wisconsin.
Greg Bovino is a POS and Waukegan, IL is great
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Greg Bovino is a POS and Waukegan, IL is great
Comedy and conspiracies coming at you Sunday at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! I’ll be presenting my very own conspiracy theory as part of The Earth Is Flat, And Other Facts
5pm Sunday, Nov 9. Come through if you’re NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH! 🤯🤣
www.caveat.nyc/events/the-e...
5pm Sunday, Nov 9. Come through if you’re NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH! 🤯🤣
www.caveat.nyc/events/the-e...
Caveat
Caveat Theater's Website
www.caveat.nyc
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Comedy and conspiracies coming at you Sunday at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! I’ll be presenting my very own conspiracy theory as part of The Earth Is Flat, And Other Facts
5pm Sunday, Nov 9. Come through if you’re NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH! 🤯🤣
www.caveat.nyc/events/the-e...
5pm Sunday, Nov 9. Come through if you’re NOT AFRAID OF THE TRUTH! 🤯🤣
www.caveat.nyc/events/the-e...
Trump administration will attempt to retry Sandwich Guy in The Hague
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump administration will attempt to retry Sandwich Guy in The Hague
Are you sure about that exploded sandwich?!
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Are you sure about that exploded sandwich?!
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
Someone told Dick Cheney there were WMDs in hell so he had to invade
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Someone told Dick Cheney there were WMDs in hell so he had to invade
A good article to read for anyone whose fear of the city-run grocery stores idea has them on the fence about Mamdani:
hellgatenyc.com/connected-ch...
hellgatenyc.com/connected-ch...
A Model for Mamdani's Affordable Grocery Stores Might Reside in Woodside
Connected Chef, a food nonprofit, just opened a market with fresh groceries on a sliding scale.
hellgatenyc.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A good article to read for anyone whose fear of the city-run grocery stores idea has them on the fence about Mamdani:
hellgatenyc.com/connected-ch...
hellgatenyc.com/connected-ch...
So many people with signs along the NYC marathon route, Soros MUST be behind it!
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So many people with signs along the NYC marathon route, Soros MUST be behind it!
[plaintive piano intro]
🎶I get lost
In the facts
I say things
I must retract
I look you in the eye
and then I spew out several lies
[bass, drums, ensemble joins in]
(Apologies to Debbie Gibson)
🎶I get lost
In the facts
I say things
I must retract
I look you in the eye
and then I spew out several lies
[bass, drums, ensemble joins in]
(Apologies to Debbie Gibson)
BREAM: Schumer says Republicans are weaponizing hunger
MIKE JOHNSON: Absolutely absurd. Remember -- don't get lost in the facts
MIKE JOHNSON: Absolutely absurd. Remember -- don't get lost in the facts
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
[plaintive piano intro]
🎶I get lost
In the facts
I say things
I must retract
I look you in the eye
and then I spew out several lies
[bass, drums, ensemble joins in]
(Apologies to Debbie Gibson)
🎶I get lost
In the facts
I say things
I must retract
I look you in the eye
and then I spew out several lies
[bass, drums, ensemble joins in]
(Apologies to Debbie Gibson)
“And now a word from our sponsor” during election season means that word is “FEAR!!!”
Good lord, I’ll be happy when these Cuomo ads are off TV
Good lord, I’ll be happy when these Cuomo ads are off TV
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“And now a word from our sponsor” during election season means that word is “FEAR!!!”
Good lord, I’ll be happy when these Cuomo ads are off TV
Good lord, I’ll be happy when these Cuomo ads are off TV
While the Times of London is answering questions about interviewing the wrong Bill de Blasio they could explain why they’re soliciting opinions on the *NYC* mayoral race from people who live on Long Island 😜
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
While the Times of London is answering questions about interviewing the wrong Bill de Blasio they could explain why they’re soliciting opinions on the *NYC* mayoral race from people who live on Long Island 😜
You heard it here first! Cover Tuesday is back Nov 11 at 8:15pm (NYC time) with a fun set of stoopit covers! Theme is ‘wild!’ Watch at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🎸🎶🎤🤣
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You heard it here first! Cover Tuesday is back Nov 11 at 8:15pm (NYC time) with a fun set of stoopit covers! Theme is ‘wild!’ Watch at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🎸🎶🎤🤣
I’m used to the DH now but I miss when pitchers would get on base and wear a jacket. They’re the only baserunners who got to change up their look!
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m used to the DH now but I miss when pitchers would get on base and wear a jacket. They’re the only baserunners who got to change up their look!
As a non partisan observer this World Series has already been effing incredible
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
As a non partisan observer this World Series has already been effing incredible
2025 reminds me of the first Covid year, except in 2025 people are giving the disease hundreds of millions of $ to keep killing people
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
2025 reminds me of the first Covid year, except in 2025 people are giving the disease hundreds of millions of $ to keep killing people
Covering “God Bless the USA,” having problems 😬 #muisc #guitar #coversong
TikTok video by Rob P.
www.tiktok.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cuomo locked up the Corrupt Politician Pardoned by Trump endorsement!
apnews.com/article/eric... Adams to endorse once bitter rival Andrew Cuomo in New York City's mayoral race
apnews.com/article/eric... Adams to endorse once bitter rival Andrew Cuomo in New York City's mayoral race
Eric Adams to endorse once bitter rival Andrew Cuomo in New York City's mayoral race
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is set to endorse former Gov. Andrew Cuomo in the city’s mayoral race.
apnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Cuomo locked up the Corrupt Politician Pardoned by Trump endorsement!
apnews.com/article/eric... Adams to endorse once bitter rival Andrew Cuomo in New York City's mayoral race
apnews.com/article/eric... Adams to endorse once bitter rival Andrew Cuomo in New York City's mayoral race