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Rob Paravonian
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musician, comedian, utility outfielder
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Are you sure about that exploded sandwich?!

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT EXPLODED SANDWICH!?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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You heard it here first! Cover Tuesday is back Nov 11 at 8:15pm (NYC time) with a fun set of stoopit covers! Theme is ‘wild!’ Watch at twitch.tv/RobPRocks 🎸🎶🎤🤣
Purple brick wall background, Cover Tuesday in colored text, ‘the theme is wild’ written in graffiti style, info reads: Tuesday Nov 11 8:15 NYC time on twitch.tv/robprocks
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I hate midtown but I hate fascism more so here we are
Picture of massive crowd in Times Square, NYC
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“Trump Lies About Portland” would be a much snappier (and accurate) headline, APNews!

apnews.com/article/fact...
Screenshot showing a quiet city street. Headline reads "FACT FOCUS: Trump paints a grim portrait of Portland. The story on the ground is much less extreme" in italic words poster added "(in other words Trump is lying.)"
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa
FDR & Eleanor Roosevelt in the back seat of a convertible, FDR raises his hat in his right hand, both smile at the camera
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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“I won’t answer your question, senator, but if you’ll allow me to read from my Burn Book…”
Pam bondi in a pinstripe jacket, hand under her chin, looking like she’s giving notes on her new coat made from dalmatians
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Watched “Better Man” tonight, loved it, and now I want them to go back and remake other musician biopics with chimpanzees as the stars, in this order:

•Walk the Line—way better!
•A Complete Unknown—amazing!
•La Vie En Rose—Magnifique!
•Coal Miner’s Daughter—this one might fail but it’d be epic
movie poster for the movie Better Man, a mock up of a Rolling Stone Cover showing the head of a chimpanzee wearing sunglasses, tuxedo coat, and bow tie, roses in front of him covering the lower third and the title "Better Man" and credits
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Pete Hegseth to the Generals: “do you guys even lift?”
SecDef Whisky Pete Hegseth on stage clenching his fists in front of an American flag
October 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Genius Businessman Musk saved us so much money! Billionaires are so smrt!

(The people they're trying to hire back got 7 months of paid leave in the meantime 🤦‍♂️)

apnews.com/live/donald-...
screenshot of text reading "Ultimately, the outcome was the agency was left broken and understaffed," said Chad Becker, a former GSA real estate official. "They didn't have the people they needed to carry out basic functions."
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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My biggest Rapture-in-pop-culture question is why are the clothes left behind but not the bodies? Like, now you’re in heaven in a naked human body while everyone else gets to be an angel? F*** that.
Man in jacket holding a newspaper in a public plaza where there are sets of clothes lying on the ground, crashed cars in the background
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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While you’re waiting for the Rapture, check out the bit of my special where I talk about Left Behind, Hal Lindsay, William Miller, and the End Times! If you grew up Evangelically-adjacent like I did, you’ll dig it!

Here it is cued up to the relevant (revelant😜) bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYJd...
Rob standing in front of a brick wall with a TV monitor, on the monitor is the cover of the book Left Behind and a poster for the movie Left Behind.
September 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Guess I won’t watch Only Murders in the Building with my sister this holiday season 🤷‍♂️ so long Hulu/Disney/and the useless ESPN+ I never used! thanks ABC
Screenshot of a chat between me and Hulu, it says anything else?, I reply if you bring back Jimmy Kimmel on ABC maybe I’ll think about coming back. They reply anything else? I say no, I’m set, they say excellent! glad I could solve your issue.
September 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Stray Cats let loose in NYC, you say? I’m listening… 😜
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Thanks New Zealand!
screen cap reading "Pushing Band Candy hit 100 all-time plays in New Zealand"
August 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…”
August 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Maybe this is his final public performance?
viral Reuters picture of Trump on the roof of the white house with 3 members of the beatles from their famous rooftop performance comped in behind him
August 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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While working on my design/editing portfolio I made a hype reel from a lot of the DIY projects I’ve done over the past 10 years. If you’ve got a spare 106 seconds, check it out! Music by me :-)
July 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The All Star break is here and I never would have guessed the #1 team in power rankings would be the Detroit Togers!

That’s so [sic]!
screen shot of graphic that has the Detroit Tigers calligraphy 'D' logo and reads "DETROIT TOGERS, power rankings #1"
July 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Another little animated bit, this time about the song God Bless America, which you’ll hear a lot today if you’re watching sports and stuff.

Character is from my video special full of songs inspired by US history & culture, attempting to explain WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS?!?!?! 🥴
youtu.be/aYJd-r3awzo
July 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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It’s 4th of July weekend so here’s a cartoon I made about the Star Spangled Banner, plugging another thing I made!
July 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Love that! This was my rally and #teslatakedown sign :-)
June 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Was gonna do some sort of political “invasion” joke about this article until it said killer bees ‘first’ made headlines in 1990s and then mentioned the movie The Swarm (1978) and I got angry and distracted

www.yahoo.com/news/killer-...
June 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I named my neighbor’s agave plant ‘Maria’ and friends, I’m happy to present to you: Agave Maria (Schubert’s version)
June 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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“Seriously Sharp”? When I own a cheese company my brief is gone be “yeah, make it sharp but, you know, have fun with it.”
Close up of a package of sliced cheese that reads “seriously sharp sliced cheddar cheese”
June 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Tuesday, May 20 in Midtown Manhattan! I will be playing some songs in this songwriters in the round show that has a stellar lineup! Haven’t performed much this year due to family obligations, looking forward to playing some music 🤘
Flyer shows illustration of acoustic guitar body with show info on it In the Round at Herald Square Milliron Studios Tues. May 20, 7:00pm 42 W. 38th St., Ste 200, NYC with Mark Aaron James, Amy Engelhardt, Matthew Gronert and Me!
May 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM