Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
musician, comedian, utility outfielder
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Rob Paravonian
@robprocks.com
· Sep 18
Castigat ridendo mores
I love how weather apps tell you what’s expected to happen in 15 minutes but can’t figure out what happened last night. It’s like they’re all blackout drunks
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love how weather apps tell you what’s expected to happen in 15 minutes but can’t figure out what happened last night. It’s like they’re all blackout drunks
Great shot from the Chicago Sun Times. Looks like defensive PI to me, no flag was thrown, wonder what the convo would be had DJ Moore not come down with the ball 🤔 #chicagobears #beardown #goodbetterbest
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Great shot from the Chicago Sun Times. Looks like defensive PI to me, no flag was thrown, wonder what the convo would be had DJ Moore not come down with the ball 🤔 #chicagobears #beardown #goodbetterbest
article 👇
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
cst.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/defaul...
article 👇
chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2025/1...
cst.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/defaul...
The Packers’ coach looks like the the old version of the first guy kicked out of a boy band
December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The Packers’ coach looks like the the old version of the first guy kicked out of a boy band
The fully blacked out pages in the Epstein files are a handout to the toner industry!
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The fully blacked out pages in the Epstein files are a handout to the toner industry!
I missed it, was tonight the Airing of Grievances?
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I missed it, was tonight the Airing of Grievances?
Upon reading the news this morning I said out loud, in my apartment, “shitheads gonna shit,” and it unfortunately made sense.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Upon reading the news this morning I said out loud, in my apartment, “shitheads gonna shit,” and it unfortunately made sense.
Fine, cbp, you can read the last 5 years of my Tumblr, Medium, and Friendster posts
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fine, cbp, you can read the last 5 years of my Tumblr, Medium, and Friendster posts
How many times I have to confirm a doctor’s appointment these days
a young man is driving a car with his eyes closed .
Alt: Animated gif of Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off sitting in his car saying “I’ll go” over and over again
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How many times I have to confirm a doctor’s appointment these days
Guess I picked the wrong year to ask Santa for 37 dolls ☹️
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Guess I picked the wrong year to ask Santa for 37 dolls ☹️
Danger Danger - Naughty Naughty Christmas (Santa Clause 2 HD)
YouTube video by Danger Danger
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
15 minutes away from a fun set of stoopit covers over on my twitch channel! 8:15 pm NYC time, Tuesday, Dec 9!
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
15 minutes away from a fun set of stoopit covers over on my twitch channel! 8:15 pm NYC time, Tuesday, Dec 9!
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
twitch.tv/RobPRocks
Yes, the problem with America’s airports is that THERE’S NOWHERE TO LIFT, BRO!
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yes, the problem with America’s airports is that THERE’S NOWHERE TO LIFT, BRO!
Cover Tuesday: Double Trouble, tonight! Tues. Dec. 9, 8:15 PM NYC time on twitch.tv/RobPRocks! A fun set of stoopit covers of songs or bands with double words in the name!
(pic from 52 Sellout’s “The Other Property Brothers,” I’ll link the video in replies 🔨)
(pic from 52 Sellout’s “The Other Property Brothers,” I’ll link the video in replies 🔨)
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cover Tuesday: Double Trouble, tonight! Tues. Dec. 9, 8:15 PM NYC time on twitch.tv/RobPRocks! A fun set of stoopit covers of songs or bands with double words in the name!
(pic from 52 Sellout’s “The Other Property Brothers,” I’ll link the video in replies 🔨)
(pic from 52 Sellout’s “The Other Property Brothers,” I’ll link the video in replies 🔨)
Netflix, if you really want the Warner deal to go through it’s time to give Trump the Netflix Prize in Particle Physics
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Netflix, if you really want the Warner deal to go through it’s time to give Trump the Netflix Prize in Particle Physics
NYC! I’m telling a story in the Armenian Power Hour storytelling show Sunday at 7pm at QED! There are non-Armenians on the show too (probably for legal reasons 🤷♂️)
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Armenian Power Hour
Anoush Froundjian and Aida Zilelian bring their vowels to the stage to show you what this Armenian thing is really about. See three guest storytellers: one who is Armenian, and two wildcards, as they ...
qedastoria.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
NYC! I’m telling a story in the Armenian Power Hour storytelling show Sunday at 7pm at QED! There are non-Armenians on the show too (probably for legal reasons 🤷♂️)
qedastoria.com/products/arm...
qedastoria.com/products/arm...
My 3rd (of 3) Xmas song chord solos is going public in a few seconds! It’s my favorite of the 3, hope you like it!
youtu.be/lM61a3mHJOM
youtu.be/lM61a3mHJOM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas guitar chord solo
YouTube video by RobPRocks
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My 3rd (of 3) Xmas song chord solos is going public in a few seconds! It’s my favorite of the 3, hope you like it!
youtu.be/lM61a3mHJOM
youtu.be/lM61a3mHJOM
In honor of the botched 4K release of Mad Men, here’s the song and video I did about the classic dolly out shots they used to end every episode 🕺🏻
Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
youtu.be/zm9Qb4SMGyk
Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
youtu.be/zm9Qb4SMGyk
Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
YouTube video by RobPRocks
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In honor of the botched 4K release of Mad Men, here’s the song and video I did about the classic dolly out shots they used to end every episode 🕺🏻
Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
youtu.be/zm9Qb4SMGyk
Every Mad Men Final Tracking Shot
youtu.be/zm9Qb4SMGyk
It’s that time of year! Xmas tree salesmen living in trailers on your block!
From my #52Sellout series :-)
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
From my #52Sellout series :-)
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
It’s that time of year! Janky Xmas Tree Salesman from my #52Sellout project :-) #music #funnymusic #christmastree #holidays
TikTok video by Rob P.
www.tiktok.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s that time of year! Xmas tree salesmen living in trailers on your block!
From my #52Sellout series :-)
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
From my #52Sellout series :-)
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
Karoline Leavitt has the vibes of a C student who’s constantly negotiating for a B+
Q: You said that second strike was in accordance with the law of armed conflict, but the Navy's own manual says that firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime
LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict
LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Karoline Leavitt has the vibes of a C student who’s constantly negotiating for a B+
Counting Crows - A Long December (Official Video)
YouTube video by CountingCrowsVEVO
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
grammar nerds: AITA for hating the sound of “built off of” and “based off of”? “Based on” and “built on” to me sound more logical and create better imagery, but I see the ‘off’ versions more and more. I hate it!
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
grammar nerds: AITA for hating the sound of “built off of” and “based off of”? “Based on” and “built on” to me sound more logical and create better imagery, but I see the ‘off’ versions more and more. I hate it!
Happy Promotional Email Day to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Promotional Email Day to all who celebrate!
Story-oke Friday night! Performers tell stories about a song, then karaoke the hell out of that song. Audience members can enter the draw to sing and tell too!
@caveatnyc.bsky.social Friday, 9:30pm at Caveat, use code "StoryokeRob" for discount!
www.caveat.nyc/events/story...
@caveatnyc.bsky.social Friday, 9:30pm at Caveat, use code "StoryokeRob" for discount!
www.caveat.nyc/events/story...
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Story-oke Friday night! Performers tell stories about a song, then karaoke the hell out of that song. Audience members can enter the draw to sing and tell too!
@caveatnyc.bsky.social Friday, 9:30pm at Caveat, use code "StoryokeRob" for discount!
www.caveat.nyc/events/story...
@caveatnyc.bsky.social Friday, 9:30pm at Caveat, use code "StoryokeRob" for discount!
www.caveat.nyc/events/story...
Another mellow Christmastime chord solo: Mel Tormé’s The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) for your holiday chillaxment :-)
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Mel Tormé’s Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) chord solo, suitable for kids from one to ninety-two :-) #guitar #instrumental #xmas #christmasmusic
TikTok video by Rob P.
www.tiktok.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Another mellow Christmastime chord solo: Mel Tormé’s The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) for your holiday chillaxment :-)
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
Mellow chord solo of Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas Time Is Here from A Charlie Brown Christmas, vertical version!
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Chord solo of Vince Guardi’s classic Christmas Time Is Here from A Charlie Brown Christmas. Tabs available at my website :-)
TikTok video by Rob P.
www.tiktok.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mellow chord solo of Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas Time Is Here from A Charlie Brown Christmas, vertical version!
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...
www.tiktok.com/@robprocks/v...