Torvin AKA Chunus
@robotsoup.bsky.social
IT Professional and amateur wizard. I like making silly memes for my friends, fighting for workers' rights, and dismantling surveillance capitalism. They/Them
it is that time of year
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
it is that time of year
Oh you want me to “mark” your little “ballot” and shove it in a “box?” Okay. Pervert. I bet you want me to scent you, too, you sick little freak.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh you want me to “mark” your little “ballot” and shove it in a “box?” Okay. Pervert. I bet you want me to scent you, too, you sick little freak.
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[Beastie Boys voice]
Now don't you tell me to STOP
The Vice President had a great big COCK
Now don't you tell me to STOP
The Vice President had a great big COCK
May 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[Beastie Boys voice]
Now don't you tell me to STOP
The Vice President had a great big COCK
Now don't you tell me to STOP
The Vice President had a great big COCK
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I’m built like this btw
November 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I’m built like this btw
Sent his ass to Screwston
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sent his ass to Screwston
Yesterday, somewhere in Maine:
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yesterday, somewhere in Maine:
am i doing this right
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
am i doing this right
Despite early, and familiar, gas pains, Fart may be the prelude to Shit from a Butt
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Despite early, and familiar, gas pains, Fart may be the prelude to Shit from a Butt
It's only for a minute, but to him it'll feel like a day. Some people go in the crystal for years!
Oh neat! A clip of a random white male skinhead podcaster is your attempt to mock me? Is that right?
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's only for a minute, but to him it'll feel like a day. Some people go in the crystal for years!
Johnny: "hrrrngh I wish I was gettin JACKED OFF by my ex (who sold me heroin)
Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-"
Karen: "I hate my bitch husband"
Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh"
The House: (rubbing its big round belly)
Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-"
Karen: "I hate my bitch husband"
Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh"
The House: (rubbing its big round belly)
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Johnny: "hrrrngh I wish I was gettin JACKED OFF by my ex (who sold me heroin)
Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-"
Karen: "I hate my bitch husband"
Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh"
The House: (rubbing its big round belly)
Navidson: "pass me that measuring tape OH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK M-"
Karen: "I hate my bitch husband"
Tom: "auauaubhfhfhhghghgh"
The House: (rubbing its big round belly)
"music" was invented in 465,053 BC to distract people from the fact that Grg stole a rock from Yrrm and crushed his head in with it. If you listen to music you're pretty much enabling and normalizing the concepts of theft and murder.
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"music" was invented in 465,053 BC to distract people from the fact that Grg stole a rock from Yrrm and crushed his head in with it. If you listen to music you're pretty much enabling and normalizing the concepts of theft and murder.
Just invented another app that does this too
My new invention is an app that does something no app has ever done before
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just invented another app that does this too
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Tomorrow @junlper.beer and @birdrespecter.bsky.social of @killthecomputer.com fame will be joining me on @culturedumpster.com podcast along with @thelouvreof.bsky.social and we're gonna fuck shit up.
a couple of men are standing next to each other in a living room .
ALT: a couple of men are standing next to each other in a living room .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Tomorrow @junlper.beer and @birdrespecter.bsky.social of @killthecomputer.com fame will be joining me on @culturedumpster.com podcast along with @thelouvreof.bsky.social and we're gonna fuck shit up.
huge Rock thrown through China's glass bridge
October 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
huge Rock thrown through China's glass bridge
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Jaws, 1976
*camera at a town meeting cuts to Robert Shaw gnawing on a jerkied grizzly bear penis
We’re gonna kill that fuckin shark.
*camera at a town meeting cuts to Robert Shaw gnawing on a jerkied grizzly bear penis
We’re gonna kill that fuckin shark.
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jaws, 1976
*camera at a town meeting cuts to Robert Shaw gnawing on a jerkied grizzly bear penis
We’re gonna kill that fuckin shark.
*camera at a town meeting cuts to Robert Shaw gnawing on a jerkied grizzly bear penis
We’re gonna kill that fuckin shark.
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
dril hasn't posted in like a month. they dragged him on his hairy stomach into an abandoned applebees and are kicking the dogshit out of him every day now because he dodn't satand for the pledge
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
dril hasn't posted in like a month. they dragged him on his hairy stomach into an abandoned applebees and are kicking the dogshit out of him every day now because he dodn't satand for the pledge
babe wake up. Penis Man has returned.
‘Penis Man’ vandal strikes again; multiple graffiti tags pop up in Phoenix area
No arrests have been made, but online commenters are wondering who could be behind the very public penile penmanship.
www.azfamily.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
babe wake up. Penis Man has returned.
I havbe posters badness (i post bad)
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I havbe posters badness (i post bad)
Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge
hi, forensic auditor here! i know that we have regrettably limited information about the charlie kirk killing at the moment, but i figured i might be able to illuminate some of the gaps. lets go on a journey!🧵
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge
Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games, we’ve got everything you want as long as it’s fun and games
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games, we’ve got everything you want as long as it’s fun and games
Dog Pop (made from Real Dogs)
What’s the worst soda?
September 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Dog Pop (made from Real Dogs)
Rest In Power Joe Rogan, you had the flattest penis I’ve ever seen
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Rest In Power Joe Rogan, you had the flattest penis I’ve ever seen
Bullshit that thing was SWINGING and quite. Long.
people will say anything on the Internet like Dr. Grant had a big dick. No he didn't!
September 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Bullshit that thing was SWINGING and quite. Long.