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Regular Corby
@novelhandle.bsky.social
· Jul 20
The slobbering hounds of the Web willsay my posts are “from white people” as if that is my fault,
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Ive been eating whataburger breakfast like im expecting sephiroth to cast meteor directly on my house
November 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Ive been eating whataburger breakfast like im expecting sephiroth to cast meteor directly on my house
In honor of the late and noble Charles Entertainment Kirk, I prithee; won’t you engage me in a duel of the Minds?
My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.
My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.
He was killed because the left couldn’t win against him in formal debate with words and ideas
This represent the intellectual surrender of the left
This represent the intellectual surrender of the left
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In honor of the late and noble Charles Entertainment Kirk, I prithee; won’t you engage me in a duel of the Minds?
My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.
My thesis: Charles loved it when patriots fired weapons at unarmed targets. In getting killed while sitting down, he won the ultimate battle, for the soul of America.
I’m sorry that happened to you. Was it true love at least?
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m sorry that happened to you. Was it true love at least?
Im built like this btw
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
August 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Im built like this btw
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If you’re not flipping both birds at the TV and screaming “fuck you!!!” seven times a day can you even claim to be fighting fascism
August 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you’re not flipping both birds at the TV and screaming “fuck you!!!” seven times a day can you even claim to be fighting fascism
I am at every moment overwhelmed with gratitude and horror for this world, so full of evils but also resplendent with the beauty of things such as rice
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am at every moment overwhelmed with gratitude and horror for this world, so full of evils but also resplendent with the beauty of things such as rice
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Sapphic women who date asexual men expose them to sapphic culture and COINTELPRO.
August 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sapphic women who date asexual men expose them to sapphic culture and COINTELPRO.
Oh yeah? Well how many of those times was true love
August 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh yeah? Well how many of those times was true love
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The interpretive dance knife twirling flag kisser has entered the chat
August 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The interpretive dance knife twirling flag kisser has entered the chat
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rich guy: hey wake up
me: uuuunh what? what do you want?
rich guy: when we brought you to the island to hunt you we expected you to do more than sleep under this tree all day
me: sounds like your problem
rich guy: jesus how many coconuts did you eat
me: a lot, now kill me or let me sleep
me: uuuunh what? what do you want?
rich guy: when we brought you to the island to hunt you we expected you to do more than sleep under this tree all day
me: sounds like your problem
rich guy: jesus how many coconuts did you eat
me: a lot, now kill me or let me sleep
August 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
rich guy: hey wake up
me: uuuunh what? what do you want?
rich guy: when we brought you to the island to hunt you we expected you to do more than sleep under this tree all day
me: sounds like your problem
rich guy: jesus how many coconuts did you eat
me: a lot, now kill me or let me sleep
me: uuuunh what? what do you want?
rich guy: when we brought you to the island to hunt you we expected you to do more than sleep under this tree all day
me: sounds like your problem
rich guy: jesus how many coconuts did you eat
me: a lot, now kill me or let me sleep
No real reason for this to go so hard
happy fleetwood friday this is what i did instead of anything productive today
Vegeta's Pride - "Go Insane" AMV
YouTube video by vanoreo
www.youtube.com
July 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
No real reason for this to go so hard
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i saw a tiktok about how doing emotional labor in childhood is a sign of drug addiction and i can't stop thinking about it
July 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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you ever have an idea you just have to execute
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
you ever have an idea you just have to execute
And yet the tao is in the chorus. Hmm
Whenever I want to join the chorus calling for Elon to lowtax, I remember the Tao cannot be rushed
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And yet the tao is in the chorus. Hmm
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@jay.bsky.team You need to personally, and publicly, ban Vance from this website. If you would allow him, you would allow Adolf Hitler.
June 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@jay.bsky.team You need to personally, and publicly, ban Vance from this website. If you would allow him, you would allow Adolf Hitler.
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
Whenever I want to join the chorus calling for Elon to lowtax, I remember the Tao cannot be rushed
June 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Whenever I want to join the chorus calling for Elon to lowtax, I remember the Tao cannot be rushed
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Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
February 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
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Bane in the dark knight except instead of escaping the Lazarus Pit I have to eat the biggest plate of hotdogs you’ve ever seen in your life while the prisoners chant deshi basara
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bane in the dark knight except instead of escaping the Lazarus Pit I have to eat the biggest plate of hotdogs you’ve ever seen in your life while the prisoners chant deshi basara
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Way ahead of you
I'm begging for antishippers to add an ounce of psychosis to their politics.
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Way ahead of you
The arc of the steven universe is long but it bends towards having to kill this guy
February 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The arc of the steven universe is long but it bends towards having to kill this guy