Robin Paul Dean
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Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time

📍Seattle
Pinned
Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
Actors on Actors on Me
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey for Variety's Actors On Actors
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Some things never change. Top song eight years running.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I need a “Spotify wrapped”-esque review of my emoji use in Slack.

Most used emojis by month:
January: 😭
February: 🙃
March: 🤬
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Using today to clean up my email. Unsubscribing to every Black Friday deal email I get.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My sticky buns are ready
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I am so excited
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Robin Paul Dean
this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Shoulda been called “Wicked Act 2: Back in the Habit”
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Robin Paul Dean
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m in “get on board or get out of my way” mode at work today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No baby, I love when you tell me you think turkey isn’t good during Thanksgiving week. Yeah, it is super cool and a unique hot take. I mean, no one asked but you’re so right, babe.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Morning walk is taking me places
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think people should have to tip me when they bring their children out in public and they are obnoxious.
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RINO: reckless instigator, now obsolete
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My hips don’t lie. My friend here has hips that always lie. You may ask us three questions.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Linda Belcher’s work is done:
Good morning I bring good news
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The only thing getting me through this week is the cute new sweater I bought at A&F
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In case no one told you: you have to dust off your Lego flowers or I will throw them away for you
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I did, in fact, return to work…
Took today off for a massage and a facial. I may never return to work!
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It’s finally rainy season in Seattle and I could not be happier 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Robin Paul Dean
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Took today off for a massage and a facial. I may never return to work!
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dentist said “you have beautiful teeth”

I WON 🙌
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh Seattle is so cute, I wish it was a real place 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Did you know it’s cold on the east coast this morning?
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM