Robin Paul Dean
@robinpauldean.bsky.social
Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
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Born to frolic, forced to enter my verification code.
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
Kash Patel’s girlfriend needs a new manager. She should be headlining events like this by now.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Kash Patel’s girlfriend needs a new manager. She should be headlining events like this by now.
Liquid Glass will be the reason I run into traffic today. Why did Apple do this
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Liquid Glass will be the reason I run into traffic today. Why did Apple do this
Think it’s finally time to upgrade the ol’ 12 Pro
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Think it’s finally time to upgrade the ol’ 12 Pro
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BREAKING: The ghost of former president Abraham Lincoln reacts to 'Melania', calling it "the worst theater experience I've ever had."
February 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
BREAKING: The ghost of former president Abraham Lincoln reacts to 'Melania', calling it "the worst theater experience I've ever had."
It’s my birthday month, what did you get me?
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It’s my birthday month, what did you get me?
Ok ok FINE. I’ll go do leg day.
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ok ok FINE. I’ll go do leg day.
I’m trying to get FEWER useless scrolling apps. Not more.
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I’m trying to get FEWER useless scrolling apps. Not more.
Today is not my day.
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Today is not my day.
An embarrassment to democratic representatives, to the state of Washington, and to flannel-wearing voters everywhere. Remind us what your “strategy” was when you voted to extend and expand DHS funding last week with zero accountability.
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
An embarrassment to democratic representatives, to the state of Washington, and to flannel-wearing voters everywhere. Remind us what your “strategy” was when you voted to extend and expand DHS funding last week with zero accountability.
Tried watching that little hockey show and.. it’s like, not good…
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Tried watching that little hockey show and.. it’s like, not good…
The Pope-Seahawks Prophecy is very real. This is god’s will 🏈
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The Pope-Seahawks Prophecy is very real. This is god’s will 🏈
play I Drink Wine by Adele 🍷 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
play I Drink Wine by Adele 🍷 🎶
Working winter lakeside this week
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Working winter lakeside this week
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Girls I’m trying not to post with hate in my heart, but this webinar is testing me
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Girls I’m trying not to post with hate in my heart, but this webinar is testing me
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It is legitimately amazing how badly Apple fucked up the most important user interface in the world.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It is legitimately amazing how badly Apple fucked up the most important user interface in the world.
FINE! Everyone’s been asking what I looked like in 2016, here ya go:
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
FINE! Everyone’s been asking what I looked like in 2016, here ya go:
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The people of Greenland are going to LOVE the concept of a deductible
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The people of Greenland are going to LOVE the concept of a deductible
Get the FUCK out of my inbox. If we work together and you want a reply from me, you are better off sending your request via carrier pigeon than sending me an email about it. This is why we have slack.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Get the FUCK out of my inbox. If we work together and you want a reply from me, you are better off sending your request via carrier pigeon than sending me an email about it. This is why we have slack.
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Y’all too damn old to not be covering your coughs!
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Y’all too damn old to not be covering your coughs!
Not a single gay guy at Nat Geo?
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Not a single gay guy at Nat Geo?
Someone want to write my annual self-review for me?
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Someone want to write my annual self-review for me?
really REALLY in the mood to get a tattoo
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
really REALLY in the mood to get a tattoo
The queen got a new cat cave that is shaped like an owl and I just think this is so cute.
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The queen got a new cat cave that is shaped like an owl and I just think this is so cute.