Rob Hooper
@robhoopr.bsky.social
Infosec pro, social media lurker, occasional shitposter, tottenham until they kill me
I was encouraged by our performance against PSG but Fulham brought me back to reality. This spurs team is miserable and getting worse 🧵
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I was encouraged by our performance against PSG but Fulham brought me back to reality. This spurs team is miserable and getting worse 🧵
Being a tottenham fan is no fun
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Being a tottenham fan is no fun
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I fear that Tottenham are basically as bad right now as they were in January/February, but with less mitigation, less credit in the bank for the manager, and without the sense of shared purpose provided by the Europa League campaign.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I fear that Tottenham are basically as bad right now as they were in January/February, but with less mitigation, less credit in the bank for the manager, and without the sense of shared purpose provided by the Europa League campaign.
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Arsenal fandom has been steadily rising in New York City, and it is the responsibility of the Mayor to ensure that New Yorkers who do not root for that particular team feel safe in their communities. defector.com/can-zohran-m...
Can Zohran Mamdani Keep New Yorkers Safe From Remembering Some Arsenal Guys? | Defector
Zohran Mamdani is weeks away from becoming Mayor of New York City. As someone who does not live in the city but nevertheless has a lot of opinions about what goes on there, I want his administration…
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Arsenal fandom has been steadily rising in New York City, and it is the responsibility of the Mayor to ensure that New Yorkers who do not root for that particular team feel safe in their communities. defector.com/can-zohran-m...
the void is the inevitable fate of all my skeets
Just mute everyone. Send skeets into the void.
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the void is the inevitable fate of all my skeets
𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝟎-𝟏 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚
A one-goal win for Chelsea, but it probably should have been more in truth.
Spurs managed just three shots, and an xG of 0.05, their lowest xG in a Premier League game on record (since 2012-13).
#TOTCHE
A one-goal win for Chelsea, but it probably should have been more in truth.
Spurs managed just three shots, and an xG of 0.05, their lowest xG in a Premier League game on record (since 2012-13).
#TOTCHE
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thoughts ahead of the efl cup game today today 1/🧵
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
thoughts ahead of the efl cup game today today 1/🧵
i’m thrilled to be going into an international break with a win. feels magical. i’m less jazzed about recent performances but we’ve somehow been getting results. i’ll take it #coys
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i’m thrilled to be going into an international break with a win. feels magical. i’m less jazzed about recent performances but we’ve somehow been getting results. i’ll take it #coys
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Tottenham Hotspur are this season’s Nottingham Forest (derogatory).
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tottenham Hotspur are this season’s Nottingham Forest (derogatory).
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The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
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>40% of the country are fascists we are cooked fam
CBS/YouGov poll:
– 57% oppose deploying the National Guard to DC
– 58% oppose deployments to other cities
– Just 36% on independents support deployments
Pundits who are imagining a hypothetical voter should stop claiming that voter would support these deployments: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-n...
– 57% oppose deploying the National Guard to DC
– 58% oppose deployments to other cities
– Just 36% on independents support deployments
Pundits who are imagining a hypothetical voter should stop claiming that voter would support these deployments: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-n...
September 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
>40% of the country are fascists we are cooked fam
my cold take on the transfer window is there’s a lot to feel good about but the overall process was disjointed and slow once again. something had to change and boy did they 🧵1/6
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my cold take on the transfer window is there’s a lot to feel good about but the overall process was disjointed and slow once again. something had to change and boy did they 🧵1/6
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Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
September 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
secondary attacks (deliberate attack against the first responders of an initial attack) are an especially evil page of the terrorism playbook
Killing a journalist in a war zone is a war crime. Bombing a hospital twice is a war crime. Wake up.
Monsters.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
August 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
secondary attacks (deliberate attack against the first responders of an initial attack) are an especially evil page of the terrorism playbook
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First they came for John Bolton and I said nothing because fuck that guy in particular
Breaking News: The FBI searched the Maryland home of John Bolton, the former national security adviser and a critic of President Trump, an official said.
Follow live updates.
Follow live updates.
Trump Administration Live Updates: F.B.I. Searches John Bolton’s Maryland Home
nyti.ms
August 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
First they came for John Bolton and I said nothing because fuck that guy in particular
The cope I needed
My Eze take:
Obviously being one day away from signing a player, then losing him to Arsenal, feels very bad. But Spurs paying £60m guaranteed + £8m add-ons for Eze and locking him into a high wage at age 32 would be very stupid, and they should not have ever considered doing that.
Obviously being one day away from signing a player, then losing him to Arsenal, feels very bad. But Spurs paying £60m guaranteed + £8m add-ons for Eze and locking him into a high wage at age 32 would be very stupid, and they should not have ever considered doing that.
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The cope I needed
Pumped for the new season. COME ON YOUR SPURS!!1 Shout to @spursoffical.bsky.social for the great edit. #coys
This is home. This is North London. This is Tottenham. A new era begins 🤍 🎵 Music by @Joy Orbison, @Overmono & @skiifall 🗣️ Narrated by @JAY1
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August 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Pumped for the new season. COME ON YOUR SPURS!!1 Shout to @spursoffical.bsky.social for the great edit. #coys
Double marquee signings? Daniel you spoil us but who’s gonna pass the ball?
🚨⚪️ Tottenham keep working on both Savinho and Eze deals, as exclusively revealed. Spurs want to add two attacking players to the squad and talks with Palace/City are ongoing.
August 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Double marquee signings? Daniel you spoil us but who’s gonna pass the ball?
this a playbook we’ve sadly seen in the govt infosec space too. highly qualified officials like Doss and Krebs are baselessly fired while interns and podcasters are appointed to critical roles. its about consolidating power with loyalists, not effectively running the govt
the same administration screaming at universities about “merit” is also elevating unqualified hacks to critical positions, which makes you wonder about what they mean by “merit”
Exclusive: The Trump administration is interviewing candidates to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics, including at least one longtime critic of the agency, according to a senior administration official.
August 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
this a playbook we’ve sadly seen in the govt infosec space too. highly qualified officials like Doss and Krebs are baselessly fired while interns and podcasters are appointed to critical roles. its about consolidating power with loyalists, not effectively running the govt
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“This has never happened before”
Trump using the National Guard as political props (again)
Trump using the National Guard as political props (again)
August 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“This has never happened before”
Trump using the National Guard as political props (again)
Trump using the National Guard as political props (again)