Robert K. Young
robertkyoung.bsky.social
Robert K. Young
@robertkyoung.bsky.social
Here because there is nowhere.
We all know at least one person who could use a good shake. The season of giving is upon us, so be generous.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Keep wringing your hands, you might hit oil.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My brand? Bottom shelf. No label. Dented.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Here I sit pining away, but my Christmas tree is a blue spruce and doesn't care a whit.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My smart tv watches me.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Tremendous. Fave Kinks cover bar none.
June 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I'm working on a signature laugh for the holidays.
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
While you overthink it, I'll think it over.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Be your own foundational myth.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I asked my bartender for the usual. He had me escorted from the premises.
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's gotten to the point where you can't tell the groypers from the gropers in the Republican Party.
September 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Psst. Your inner dialogue is on speaker phone.
September 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What is the height limit for short story writers?
August 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What's with bees and purple?
August 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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It does annoy me, it shouldn't be "Venus In Furs", it should be "Venus Implies".
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hulk Hogan is dead. Do you still think wrestling is fake?
July 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If it weren't for me, I could get some peace.
May 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Here's hoping all the TGIF people get together with all the other TGIF people and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
May 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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You really can teach an old dog new tricks but fuck you they’re old and tricks are for kids where’s the scotch
April 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Unfollowed my sister. It's her birthday.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Irrefutable truth: The best track on any prog rock album is the shortest one.
April 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have a bowl of soup about it.
March 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In Australia, English is spoken counterclockwise.
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM