Robert K. Young
@robertkyoung.bsky.social
Here because there is nowhere.
Things to take:
it from the top
a chance on me
advantage
my call
your cali
the high road
responsibility
your medicine
a hike
five
the mick
liberties
the A Train
it from me
my advice
a shave
a letter
a number
a message
a moment
a vote
a card, any card
a look
a breath
it from the top
a chance on me
advantage
my call
your cali
the high road
responsibility
your medicine
a hike
five
the mick
liberties
the A Train
it from me
my advice
a shave
a letter
a number
a message
a moment
a vote
a card, any card
a look
a breath
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Things to take:
it from the top
a chance on me
advantage
my call
your cali
the high road
responsibility
your medicine
a hike
five
the mick
liberties
the A Train
it from me
my advice
a shave
a letter
a number
a message
a moment
a vote
a card, any card
a look
a breath
it from the top
a chance on me
advantage
my call
your cali
the high road
responsibility
your medicine
a hike
five
the mick
liberties
the A Train
it from me
my advice
a shave
a letter
a number
a message
a moment
a vote
a card, any card
a look
a breath
It's 2026. The Sex Pistols are yacht rock now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It's 2026. The Sex Pistols are yacht rock now.
Brett Ratner: The Leni Riefenstahl of the Trump Reich.
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Brett Ratner: The Leni Riefenstahl of the Trump Reich.
Super Bowl has started. Trump will pull something big in the next four hours.
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Super Bowl has started. Trump will pull something big in the next four hours.
Reposted by Robert K. Young
Reposted by Robert K. Young
I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
I've been ghosted before, Mother. You can't hurt me.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I've been ghosted before, Mother. You can't hurt me.
Me, scrolling: Well, I don't know about that.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Me, scrolling: Well, I don't know about that.
I have gnawing regrets.
* Beavers everywhere.
* Beavers everywhere.
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I have gnawing regrets.
* Beavers everywhere.
* Beavers everywhere.
I needed a goal, so I got dressed.
January 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I needed a goal, so I got dressed.
So many selves, so little time.
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
So many selves, so little time.
It is not the bone-chilling -22 degree temperatures, the wind squalls, or the 40cm of snow - it's the humidity.
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It is not the bone-chilling -22 degree temperatures, the wind squalls, or the 40cm of snow - it's the humidity.
Often followed, never caught.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Often followed, never caught.
Personnel Department: May I help you?
Me: I'm ill. I need a few days off.
P.D: What's the problem?
Me: Internal bleeding.
P.D: Cause?
Me: I shot someone in the face last night.
P.D: No problem, these things happen. You'll need a doctor's note.
Me: Okay. Have a nice day.
P.D: You too, bye now.
Me: I'm ill. I need a few days off.
P.D: What's the problem?
Me: Internal bleeding.
P.D: Cause?
Me: I shot someone in the face last night.
P.D: No problem, these things happen. You'll need a doctor's note.
Me: Okay. Have a nice day.
P.D: You too, bye now.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Personnel Department: May I help you?
Me: I'm ill. I need a few days off.
P.D: What's the problem?
Me: Internal bleeding.
P.D: Cause?
Me: I shot someone in the face last night.
P.D: No problem, these things happen. You'll need a doctor's note.
Me: Okay. Have a nice day.
P.D: You too, bye now.
Me: I'm ill. I need a few days off.
P.D: What's the problem?
Me: Internal bleeding.
P.D: Cause?
Me: I shot someone in the face last night.
P.D: No problem, these things happen. You'll need a doctor's note.
Me: Okay. Have a nice day.
P.D: You too, bye now.
If 51% of Americans can find Greenland on a map, it's theirs.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If 51% of Americans can find Greenland on a map, it's theirs.
Think arty, not artful.
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Think arty, not artful.
I should post when people are awake.
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I should post when people are awake.
A Nuuk to Remember #GreenlandRomComs
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
A Nuuk to Remember #GreenlandRomComs
I'm so old I remember when there were more Beatles than books about the Beatles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'm so old I remember when there were more Beatles than books about the Beatles.
(Jimi Hendrix's first and last day working at Paint by Numbers)
Jimi: What if 6 turned out to be 9?
Jimi: What if 6 turned out to be 9?
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
(Jimi Hendrix's first and last day working at Paint by Numbers)
Jimi: What if 6 turned out to be 9?
Jimi: What if 6 turned out to be 9?
Doctor: Any comorbidities?
Me: Well, I have two sisters-in-law.
Me: Well, I have two sisters-in-law.
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Doctor: Any comorbidities?
Me: Well, I have two sisters-in-law.
Me: Well, I have two sisters-in-law.
I could be a hermit if it weren't for the crabs.
January 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I could be a hermit if it weren't for the crabs.
When I wear it, it's pronounced cor du roi.
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
When I wear it, it's pronounced cor du roi.
Your last visit was too long. More a visit and sit and sit and sit.
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Your last visit was too long. More a visit and sit and sit and sit.