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robcoco
@robcoco.bsky.social
Former disgraced Miss Universe 2006
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Little visit to the Gardens.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Alright, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna watch All's Fair.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I wish I had a nicer vase for these, but what a gorgeous gift! ♥️
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So needy.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My Queen has returned
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Tricked my cat into trying tofu. He's very quiet right now, and probably definitely not plotting my murder.
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Is it a menty b? Maybe it's a mini spiral!
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I need for there to be an app that just yells out affirmations in Oprah's voice. Can we get some nerds onto that, stat?
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Oh, I absolutely will be talking about the new Lily Allen album in therapy next week.
October 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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[2 months after wedding]

Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anyone hoarding a ring from a mysterious Dark Lord?
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Millions of years worth of evolution, and all he ended up with was separation anxiety.
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lesbians have the right idea (no men)
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A shark with fake tits :(
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A drunk person called me a 'faggot bitch' while walking to get my coffee this morning which is nice. Never change, Prahran.
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have a date(?) lined up, and my besties are already ready to start a pride parade for me. It's.... Nice? Maybe?
October 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
In a twist I definitely didn't see coming, I got accepted into a Masters degree today.
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I've been glassed.
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Also new Taylor Swift day, and not a moment too soon.
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate (gays mostly I guess)
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Time to admit I'm really not coping today. Whyyyyyyy does everything have to be so hard right now??
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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There are a few people that are inspirations to almost all scientists that I know, and Jane Goodall was one of them. RIP. 😢
Jane Goodall, the celebrated primatologist and conservationist, has died
Jane Goodall, the conservationist renowned for her groundbreaking chimpanzee field research and globe-spanning environmental advocacy, has died. She was 91.
apnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My cat is experiencing EMOTIONS this morning while I'm trying to get ready for work.
September 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm not a violent person, but honestly, whoever came up with the 'Paste With Copilot' button needs to be flung from a giant slingshot into the sun.
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM