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Jalen-Gilgeous Holmgren
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Eat your cereal with a fork, do your homework in the dark.

Habitual line stepper.
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Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times, using GIFs only:
a man wearing a sweater with a maze pattern on it is talking to another man
ALT: a man wearing a sweater with a maze pattern on it is talking to another man
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Question: Do you have a plan for healthcare?

Trump: I have CONCEPTS of a plan…

🫩
Trump trashes Obamacare in a new post. Funding under this law is the main dispute between the two parties in the ongoing government shutdown standoff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
For a game 1, why does this feel like a game 7?
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Gonna be hard to go 82-0 if you lose game 1.
🤷‍♂️
October 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The past is calling.

And it’s telling you to WAKE the fuck up!
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Boyz are Back in Town
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The emotional weight of the playlist back-to-back-to-back wrecking me with Uncle Tupelo’s Moonshiner, Jason Isbell’s Elephant and Sufjan Steven’s Casimir Pulaski Day

Just gonna sit in the car and dry my eyes for a lil bit.
September 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
*sigh*
Where’s the support system?
Who was there to tell him?
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Reposted by Jalen-Gilgeous Holmgren
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
August 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Thank you, Ken Burns
Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trumps CDC scales back food safety.

Are we great yet?
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
www.nbcnews.com
August 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Raided my attic and found artifacts of a bygone era

Can you connect a cassette player to a Sonos Arc? 
August 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reposted by Jalen-Gilgeous Holmgren
No one owns the Water.
No one owns the Land.
No one owns the sand.
These are given by Our Mother.
The Planet provides for Free.
Only by the hands of the Greedy does the Earth require a Fee 🌺
August 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The NBA front office will force a Spurs v Thunder rivalry regardless of whether fans want it or not.
JUST IN: The NBA's lineup of Christmas Day games is set, as confirmed by @joevardon.bsky.social:

🎄 Cavaliers vs. Knicks
🎄 Spurs vs. Thunder
🎄 Rockets vs. Lakers
🎄 Mavericks vs. Warriors
🎄 Timberwolves vs. Nuggets
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hi, this is Evelyn with lending unions West Coast branch. I've been trying to reach you over the past few days…

🖕
July 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Jalen-Gilgeous Holmgren
Onion lovers subreddit gets the goods
July 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sorry, did I miss the announcement? Is Kevin Durant joining ESPN too!
July 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well, shoot.

Kinda wanted CMB in OKC
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Thank you for your attention to this matter"
a basketball player wearing a cavs jersey is smiling while standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a basketball player wearing a cavs jersey is smiling while standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Two biggest stories in the NBA right now are:

The OKC Thunder are 1 win away from their first NBA championship.

A 37 year old is desperately trying to find a new team, his 5th, get 1 last big contract, and stay relevant.
June 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Jeff Ament, from Pearl Jam, sitting courtside in OKC tonight for game 5 of the Finals.

Seattle to OKC move officially buried.

Right?
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Finished 3-17

And took the win

Fewest 3s on the season for OKC?

7

🤯
June 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
OKC is 1-12 from 3

1-12

One

Out

Of

Twelve
June 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM