Jalen-Gilgeous Holmgren
@rlm3176.bsky.social
Eat your cereal with a fork, do your homework in the dark.
Habitual line stepper.
Habitual line stepper.
The Boyz are Back in Town
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Boyz are Back in Town
*sigh*
Where’s the support system?
Who was there to tell him?
Where’s the support system?
Who was there to tell him?
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*sigh*
Where’s the support system?
Who was there to tell him?
Where’s the support system?
Who was there to tell him?
Raided my attic and found artifacts of a bygone era
Can you connect a cassette player to a Sonos Arc? 
Can you connect a cassette player to a Sonos Arc? 
August 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Raided my attic and found artifacts of a bygone era
Can you connect a cassette player to a Sonos Arc? 
Can you connect a cassette player to a Sonos Arc? 
Jeff Ament, from Pearl Jam, sitting courtside in OKC tonight for game 5 of the Finals.
Seattle to OKC move officially buried.
Right?
Seattle to OKC move officially buried.
Right?
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Jeff Ament, from Pearl Jam, sitting courtside in OKC tonight for game 5 of the Finals.
Seattle to OKC move officially buried.
Right?
Seattle to OKC move officially buried.
Right?
The Signal is lit. Time to fight crime.
May 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Signal is lit. Time to fight crime.
JWill gets the business after recording his first career triple-double.
❤️ this team
(Shai in this clip 😭😭😭)
❤️ this team
(Shai in this clip 😭😭😭)
March 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
JWill gets the business after recording his first career triple-double.
❤️ this team
(Shai in this clip 😭😭😭)
❤️ this team
(Shai in this clip 😭😭😭)
Is this what people voted for?
February 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is this what people voted for?
Life as a Civilian Federal Employee in 2025:
February 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Life as a Civilian Federal Employee in 2025:
Oh, I see what you meant.
I gotchu.
I’ve just been tracking all 3 teams because they all went into the tank at the same time w/all 3 teams competing for the same lottery picks for a few years.
Who has had more success from that group? SGA gives OKC the edge. But HOU/ORL are hot on their heels.
I gotchu.
I’ve just been tracking all 3 teams because they all went into the tank at the same time w/all 3 teams competing for the same lottery picks for a few years.
Who has had more success from that group? SGA gives OKC the edge. But HOU/ORL are hot on their heels.
January 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh, I see what you meant.
I gotchu.
I’ve just been tracking all 3 teams because they all went into the tank at the same time w/all 3 teams competing for the same lottery picks for a few years.
Who has had more success from that group? SGA gives OKC the edge. But HOU/ORL are hot on their heels.
I gotchu.
I’ve just been tracking all 3 teams because they all went into the tank at the same time w/all 3 teams competing for the same lottery picks for a few years.
Who has had more success from that group? SGA gives OKC the edge. But HOU/ORL are hot on their heels.
Wish You Weren’t Here
January 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Wish You Weren’t Here
It’s morning in America
January 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s morning in America
Create a problem and then get credit for solving it.
Brilliant.
Discerning folks will know better, but Trailer Park America will buy it.
Brilliant.
Discerning folks will know better, but Trailer Park America will buy it.
January 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Create a problem and then get credit for solving it.
Brilliant.
Discerning folks will know better, but Trailer Park America will buy it.
Brilliant.
Discerning folks will know better, but Trailer Park America will buy it.
Looks like it…
January 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Looks like it…
When the Universe is speaking to you—you might want to listen
January 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When the Universe is speaking to you—you might want to listen
Baby girl getting buckets on a road trip to Kansas this weekend. 🩶
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Baby girl getting buckets on a road trip to Kansas this weekend. 🩶