Ballskin Robbins
@rlblue.bsky.social
I’ve got ambitionz as a ridah.
10:19 pm. Just slammed a Whataburger patty melt. 😍
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
10:19 pm. Just slammed a Whataburger patty melt. 😍
lol guys. Look. The three shittiest fucking stores all in a row!
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
lol guys. Look. The three shittiest fucking stores all in a row!
Texas would be cool if you could get the Texans to leave.
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Texas would be cool if you could get the Texans to leave.
Had a substantial amount of alcohol this evening. Jesus. Fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Had a substantial amount of alcohol this evening. Jesus. Fuck.
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On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
Gonna go to Galveston tomorrow. Wonder what that’s like …
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Gonna go to Galveston tomorrow. Wonder what that’s like …
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The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting
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Looks like a brothel, but for pedophiles.
Trump campaigned on capping credit card interest rates at 10%. Instead, he is spending tax money on his vanity projects.
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Looks like a brothel, but for pedophiles.
Could’ve just asked me. The past several bowel movements have been halfway between a liquid and solid. 🤷♂️ apple.news/AOHVW7khjSyu...
Scientists Found a New State of Matter Between Liquid and Solid — Popular Mechanics
This corralled supercooled liquid relies on the surprising property that some atoms in a liquid remain stationary regardless of temperature.
apple.news
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Could’ve just asked me. The past several bowel movements have been halfway between a liquid and solid. 🤷♂️ apple.news/AOHVW7khjSyu...
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
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Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin were both the sons of Italian parents. Back in that time, the racist Stephen Millers of the time didn't regard Italians as Anglo-Saxon enough to be welcome as immigrants to the United States.
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin were both the sons of Italian parents. Back in that time, the racist Stephen Millers of the time didn't regard Italians as Anglo-Saxon enough to be welcome as immigrants to the United States.
The hottest gloryhole in Wimberly, TX. Do not recommend entering it. Ouch.
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The hottest gloryhole in Wimberly, TX. Do not recommend entering it. Ouch.
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Interesting things happen in those Trump emails to supporters
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Interesting things happen in those Trump emails to supporters
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Imagine standing there in a Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump shoes, Trump flag flying off your truck and a maxi pad on your ear and accusing someone of having “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Imagine standing there in a Trump hat, Trump shirt, Trump shoes, Trump flag flying off your truck and a maxi pad on your ear and accusing someone of having “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
At least my asshole stalker back in Indiana never tried to kill me. She just tried to get me fired. 😂
COLUMBIA, TN — 🏳️🌈 man chased by a man in a pickup truck harassing him for years. At one point the man in the pickup stopped and grabbed him but he got away.
He calls the police- thankfully his 🎥 recorded it. The man was charged with aggravated assault.
original post: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ymM19V/
He calls the police- thankfully his 🎥 recorded it. The man was charged with aggravated assault.
original post: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ymM19V/
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
At least my asshole stalker back in Indiana never tried to kill me. She just tried to get me fired. 😂
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The alt text is the christmas present you didn't know you wanted.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The alt text is the christmas present you didn't know you wanted.
😂 “I’m normal, not Italian.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
😂 “I’m normal, not Italian.”
What a sick fuck.
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What a sick fuck.
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Any parent who allows their underage child to get on the phone with a notorious pedophile should lose custody.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Any parent who allows their underage child to get on the phone with a notorious pedophile should lose custody.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
Welp. Remote is laying across sleeping father in-law’s nutsac so l guess I keep watching this weird YouTube show about Europe.
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Welp. Remote is laying across sleeping father in-law’s nutsac so l guess I keep watching this weird YouTube show about Europe.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/