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guitar hack, soccer nut
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Coming to Sundance! Paralyzed by Hope - The Maria Bamford Story.
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don't always believe in demons, but when I do, I prefer they attack Tucker Carlson.
Schizophrenic Tucker Carlson doubles down on claims about being attacked by a demon, hearing the voice of god, and other schizotypal experiences.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the lunatic is on the GRASS
(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Have those medics wiped their feet?"
Incredible stuff
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Not understanding that correlation isn’t causation is correlated strongly to being an idiot. Therefore it’s safe to say that not understanding the causation/correlation thing causes idiocy.
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
There’s almost no limit to what you can get people to do if you let them think it’s their idea.
- Jim Downey, comedy writer
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This Is Fascism
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Dinosaurs protecting fossil fuels.
Our biggest national security threat is the Republican's insistence on our complete dependence on fossil fuels (they actually call it energy independence). This is what happens when science-denying greed-motivated imbeciles are put in charge. #MAGAIsADisease
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Heartiest congratulations for earning the silver and also surviving.
Silver for Canada’s Women’s Rugby Team !!!
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Oh great. Dad's dead."
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Are y'all listening to this Trump speech? This dude is out of his fucking mind.
September 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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i'm tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk and i bet a lot of regular people are getting tired of hearing about him too
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I recently had a birthday and someone asked, what did you wish for?

Cartiledge
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Binged season 4 of "The Bear" last week.
Episode 2 put this tune in my head and I can't get it out:
youtu.be/ed1Qmchevd4?...
Any help?
Life's What You Make It (1997 Remaster)
YouTube video by Talk Talk - Topic
youtu.be
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM