River Van Gambler
@rivervangambler.bsky.social
I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.
Floribama, I am in you, and this time I brought penicillin.
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Floribama, I am in you, and this time I brought penicillin.
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Always lose at pub trivia because my answer to any planet question is Uranus
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Always lose at pub trivia because my answer to any planet question is Uranus
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He's getting IV's of coloidial silver, bull semen, Previtin and slurp juice.
Going back months now,
the back of Trump’s right hand
has often been visibly discolored and bandaged when he appears in public.
He works assiduously to conceal it from cameras by covering it with his other hand.
Getty photographers have gotten in the habit of taking shots of the malady
the back of Trump’s right hand
has often been visibly discolored and bandaged when he appears in public.
He works assiduously to conceal it from cameras by covering it with his other hand.
Getty photographers have gotten in the habit of taking shots of the malady
A band-aid on a festering hand wound
Something's up with Trump's health and we should really find out what it is.
www.publicnotice.co
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He's getting IV's of coloidial silver, bull semen, Previtin and slurp juice.
Holiday crafts at the pub.
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Holiday crafts at the pub.
Finishing off my Thanksgiving batch of limoncello. 🥂
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Finishing off my Thanksgiving batch of limoncello. 🥂
Finally old enough for breakfast at Hardee's.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Finally old enough for breakfast at Hardee's.
Let the weekend begin!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let the weekend begin!
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"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.
This won't really take off with evangelicals unless they can DM Teenjus.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This won't really take off with evangelicals unless they can DM Teenjus.
For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.
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I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!
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Yeah well I see colors in the sky the old fashioned way with drugs
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Yeah well I see colors in the sky the old fashioned way with drugs
Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?
Simple solution, Zombie Bond featuring his love interests Honey Brains, Octobrains and Brains Galore.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Simple solution, Zombie Bond featuring his love interests Honey Brains, Octobrains and Brains Galore.
It's cold out there y'all.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's cold out there y'all.
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Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
Y'all got any more of that executive function?
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Y'all got any more of that executive function?