River Van Gambler
@rivervangambler.bsky.social
I live in a townhouse down by the Savannah river. Baseball nerd, AARP eligible Lego fan.
Let the weekend begin!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let the weekend begin!
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"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now. Lick it good suck this p****, just like you should. Right now, lick it good. Suck this p**** just like you should. My neck, my back, lick my p**** and my crack."
Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Y'all, the MTG vs. Kandiss Taylor debate in the '26 Georgia GOP primary for governor is going to be 🔥🔥🔥
We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We're making hand turkeys at the pub tonight.
For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For when you smelt it and trying to find out who really dealt it.
Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Looked at the Georgia sky last night, is this what y'all are seeing?
Only if you can tell me what's going on here.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Only if you can tell me what's going on here.
The ladies yearn for flavor country
October 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The ladies yearn for flavor country
Hell yeah, kid. Gonna have me a Jimmy Carter on shrooms birthday party.
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hell yeah, kid. Gonna have me a Jimmy Carter on shrooms birthday party.
The thread of him doing North Carolina things. This was my submission.
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The thread of him doing North Carolina things. This was my submission.
Just another day at the office.
October 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just another day at the office.
She's a beaut.
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
She's a beaut.
WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
WiFi went down at the bar and we're kicking it in Roku City with a functional government.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Just got this in to put on my car.
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just got this in to put on my car.
This made me feel like a kajillionaire.
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This made me feel like a kajillionaire.
I might be able to help you out with that.
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I might be able to help you out with that.
Seen on a cyber truck last month.
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Seen on a cyber truck last month.
