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i love images and vibes. opinions not mine, but yours, deep down, if you do some introspection.
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i think maybe we could all grow up a little bit re: seasonal depression
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
something you gotta understand about where *i'm* from is that

1. food is almost as impordant to us as family

2. we DON'T play about being nice to guests

3. sometimes, the weather is one thing and then later again the weather another?
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
wholesome decolonized queer shortform cooking video voiceover: and most of all this dish reminds me that no matter where you go or who you are, your Blood & Soul is always inherently linked to your ethnic homeland 💖
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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my toxic take is that i think this word is unserious and goofy, a signal of a certain kind of genx/elder millennial personality that also brought us “awesomesauce” which is seemingly harmless but is certainly not easy to be around
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
stone countertops and brushed steel appliances are the worst kitchen design trends in history and when they make a comeback on the nostalgia cycle when I'm in my 40s I'm going to do terrible things to the world
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
when I'm cleaning an appliance or fixture and accidentally activate its function, that feels like I accidentally touched its genitals/gave it a boner. do you understand?
July 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
can someone with a quirky sense of humor and poor artistic talent PLEASE make a webcomic about depression??
July 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If I make something especially good for dinner my girlfriend will let me know in the form of reviews from various world-historic villains
July 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Good morning! Oil paintings of southern pines by Philip Juras.
July 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
glass bricks are so cool.... okay google, landlord get mad if replace windows with glass bricks Y/N
June 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the main appeal of smart home tech seems to be what if mommy did everything for me but mommy was also made out of toys and gadgets
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i'm in LA right now trying to make sure there are no bi women with boyfriends out for pride and you would not believe what's going on out here
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
hearing reports that the next call of duty is set in the 2240s. single player campaign is 35 minutes long and ends when the main character, a grain caravan guard with a goiter, gets a pot of hot oil thrown at him by a headsick child
June 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
trying to text someone on another platform when you're used to the freakish custom emojis you have on discord like WHERE is werner herzog scared and baring his teeth
June 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'd need to spend more time hashing out some longform thoughts to say anything substantive about it, but it's low-key perplexing how the last of us (show) often feels more artificial and even game-y than the game itself
May 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
isn't it amazing that things like this can happen in this world
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i'm convinced that cheugy is an endonym. i've genuinely never seen someone use it derisively against someone older than them, it's always self-conscious millennials preemptively 'reclaiming' it
May 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ice cream makers cost like $50 btw
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i think this new emergent disruptive service is going to stay cheap/free forever. even after it corners its respective market ♥️
May 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
the second someone becomes a homeowner they go on a hyper-niche subreddit that somehow has 400k members called like r/homegroaners to talk about how their neighbor's laundry vent is ruining their life and they're buying a guard dog
May 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
please be sensitive in this moment. this is like 9/11 for people who owned keychain hand sanitizer bottles that were actually little bottles of sriracha
May 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i don't care. why did they give the dog nipples?
May 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
soups
May 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM