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i love images and vibes. opinions not mine, but yours, deep down, if you do some introspection.
If I make something especially good for dinner my girlfriend will let me know in the form of reviews from various world-historic villains
July 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If I make something especially good for dinner my girlfriend will let me know in the form of reviews from various world-historic villains
isn't it amazing that things like this can happen in this world
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
isn't it amazing that things like this can happen in this world
ice cream makers cost like $50 btw
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ice cream makers cost like $50 btw
i don't care. why did they give the dog nipples?
May 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i don't care. why did they give the dog nipples?
I hate looking at this normcore barstool bitmoji coffee every time I go to the store. black rifle for people who love a few beers and a sandwich more than custom ARs
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hate looking at this normcore barstool bitmoji coffee every time I go to the store. black rifle for people who love a few beers and a sandwich more than custom ARs
cracker barrel wants what I have (questionable collection of knickknacks and oddities) and they think my cooking is nice too
April 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
cracker barrel wants what I have (questionable collection of knickknacks and oddities) and they think my cooking is nice too
Tonight's about to be a binge featuring babish
April 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tonight's about to be a binge featuring babish
continuing to do a weird bastard version of sashiko on these pants as they wear out
March 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
continuing to do a weird bastard version of sashiko on these pants as they wear out
don't care about this woman's malformed thought process, I'm obsessed with this guy in the comments arguing that actually cameras, too, are slop machines. Yess king and also we need to talk about the border ruffian problem in kansas territory
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
don't care about this woman's malformed thought process, I'm obsessed with this guy in the comments arguing that actually cameras, too, are slop machines. Yess king and also we need to talk about the border ruffian problem in kansas territory
The fact that we as a society are still capable of producing art this beautiful gives me actual hope for the future. The fascists can never do something like this.
March 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The fact that we as a society are still capable of producing art this beautiful gives me actual hope for the future. The fascists can never do something like this.
and btw I see the patterns as well as the signs
March 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
and btw I see the patterns as well as the signs
simply not how you caramelize onions. medium heat? 30 minutes???
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
simply not how you caramelize onions. medium heat? 30 minutes???
people across the political spectrum are obsessed with a supposed untapped army of rural fighters in america that will rise up to aid in whatever fight the poster thinks is most righteous and not, like, kill a neighbor for looting and then have a heart attack in the back of a cop car
March 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
people across the political spectrum are obsessed with a supposed untapped army of rural fighters in america that will rise up to aid in whatever fight the poster thinks is most righteous and not, like, kill a neighbor for looting and then have a heart attack in the back of a cop car
"prestige" TV is rotting your brain. it's time to "severance" "the wire" drip-feeding you slop and "break bad" into ultra-longform content like deer decomp livestreams (my nesting partner and I's current fav). bonus points for pairing it with red light therapy and raw water to balance inflammation
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"prestige" TV is rotting your brain. it's time to "severance" "the wire" drip-feeding you slop and "break bad" into ultra-longform content like deer decomp livestreams (my nesting partner and I's current fav). bonus points for pairing it with red light therapy and raw water to balance inflammation
wide-angle lens stuck way too close to a cat's face never fails
February 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
wide-angle lens stuck way too close to a cat's face never fails
(talking head interview from a documentary about the skull-nailing factory I work at) it's a sight more complicated than you might think, I'll tell you that.
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
(talking head interview from a documentary about the skull-nailing factory I work at) it's a sight more complicated than you might think, I'll tell you that.
why did she hit me with the "why I oughta..."
February 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
why did she hit me with the "why I oughta..."
doing stupid shit with cameras
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
doing stupid shit with cameras
writing down recipes for personal use makes it very obvious why historical recipes are so imprecise and weird. pic below of my cheat sheet for trying out a new recipe is of course entirely unrelated
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
writing down recipes for personal use makes it very obvious why historical recipes are so imprecise and weird. pic below of my cheat sheet for trying out a new recipe is of course entirely unrelated
final yield of 16 cups. i added some chicken wings for the collagen and some fresh lemon, garlic, and ginger for a flavor boost, so the total cost excluding stuff I would have thrown away is like $10.
January 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
final yield of 16 cups. i added some chicken wings for the collagen and some fresh lemon, garlic, and ginger for a flavor boost, so the total cost excluding stuff I would have thrown away is like $10.
ladies and gentlemen, we have brown liquid
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ladies and gentlemen, we have brown liquid
my big old freezer bag of vegetable scraps filled up so you know what that means. check back in 6-8 hours to see if I've ruined so many perfectly good onion skins and carrot peels
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
my big old freezer bag of vegetable scraps filled up so you know what that means. check back in 6-8 hours to see if I've ruined so many perfectly good onion skins and carrot peels