10 years ago, gay Americans could not get married and have it count in all 50 states
20 years ago, you could be made uninsurable because you got sick once
30 years ago, HIV was a death sentence
40 years ago, acid rain was still a problem

Dedicated public servants keep pushing good things forward

I hate opioid painkillers

They work too well

imagine if a blue subscriber could call anyone

imagine onlyfans and nft bots robocalling you on twitter constantly

Did you know that Mike Ehrmantraut is based on a real person?

my bussi is so jaamed

Using your favorite songs as an alarm clock doesn't make you wake up in a better mood; it makes you resent your favorite songs

yknow how would a post societal collapse civilization deal with an epidemic

biden should drop smallpox on burning man to find out

mommy( @naptimeanarchy.bsky.social ) isn't allowing me to combine snus and mdma waaaa

if asbestos was banned today half of Americans would snort it to own the libs

Teachers are complaining about long work hours and burnout

Students are complaining about burnout and a lack of free time

I have a solution.

Methamphetamine in school lunches

dear ms clinton and mr soros

can trump hang himself in his cell soon xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

do americans really?

do they actually teach that a square root *cant* be positive?

a square root will always be a positive number because a negative number squared will always be positive, because negative*negative=positive

do they actually teach americans wrong maths?

Prigozhin is a fucking idiot for not going through with the coup

As soon as his men entered Rostov he had two possible outcomes

Either kill or be killed, shocking that he thought he still had a chance at safety.

not the hero we want or need, but the hero we deserve

if we gave kids cocaine, we could have physics PhD graduates that are 15 years old.

why don't we do it, why do we need useless things like "sleep" or "cardiovascular health"

Much better for the cat than to sit inside all day

Shane that our car centrism prevents that in most areas

I live in an area where letting cats outside from apartment buildings is common and cats are everywhere

Feeling tactical rn

look at this silly sleepyhead!

they should make ice cream with cough syrup