David Ringgold Lardner
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David Ringgold Lardner
@ringgold.bsky.social
A leftist at odds with the official left

Dog lover

Automotive enthusiast/critic/truth teller
Cumming, Georgia - based on all the smoking, many just did
November 26, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I got the latest Bill Gates chip inserted today and I'm now experiencing the blue screen of death.
September 21, 2023 at 12:46 AM
H Ross Perot certainly has that Texas glow going on tonight
August 24, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Me to doctor: I sure love kale, spinach - well, all leafy greens

Doctor to me: You should limit leafy greens because you're on blood thinners

Me: Can't I just limit blood thinners instead?

Doctor: {blank stare}

I'm not sure that I'm equipped to exist in society
July 27, 2023 at 4:32 PM
If you don't want to get asked uncomfortable questions by me, don't sit at the communal restaurant tables
July 10, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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“male or female” fuck that i need to know if you’re a man or a muppet
July 10, 2023 at 12:35 AM
I live in Atlanta.

Do I go to Mercedes Benz stadium?

No. I go to the stadium downtown or the football stadium.

Do I go Truist Park?

No. I go to the stadium in Cobb County or the baseball stadium.

The more we reject corporate branding, the sooner we shall be free of corporate branding.
July 10, 2023 at 1:53 PM
It would be so nice if we could just add metadata to our thoughts so that we would know how to categorize them when they hit our frontal lobes
June 11, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Henry Kissinger is 100 years old today. I am not stating this with any degree of glee
May 27, 2023 at 5:35 PM
The delay getting out of the carriage? Camilla lost her phone
May 6, 2023 at 10:00 AM
No video? No GIF?

This rocks
May 5, 2023 at 5:56 PM
This. This is why software engineers need to unionize. Nothing will get better until ALL WORKERS ARE EQUITABLY REPRESENTED
hollywood studios:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
CEO bonuses $700 million
Utility $150

someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
May 2, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I love being present at the birth of a new social platform as much as I love being present at the birth of somebody else's new phobia.

Seriously - I'm that way
May 2, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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Oh my god the writers are making threats!!
May 2, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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Congrats to Bluesky for hitting another major milestone today (Elon Musk blocking links to it on Twitter)
May 2, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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We reached 55K. Welcome new Skymates 🦋
May 2, 2023 at 5:36 PM
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When you think about "money in politics" what comes to mind?

What if we told you the worst example of dark money in our political system looked like this.

Skeet thread, follow along!
May 2, 2023 at 4:27 PM
TIL - if I'm trying to get released from the hospital, it might serve me well to remember that i drank a giant beet juice yesterday and I'm not having a(nother) medical crisis
May 2, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Just connected with the former owner of the car I just picked up in the UK while on holiday. It's being loaded on a ship today and will be headed for the east coast of the US. UK registrations make following your old car pretty easy.
May 2, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Just sitting in the hospital after 6 days. But getting on Bluesky just made me feel a whole lot better.

This is awesome.
May 2, 2023 at 2:48 PM