Joe Mamma
@riley1701.bsky.social
Fellow Twitter refugee, generally grumpy, Artist, dog lover & avid book reader.
Why isn’t 2/29 (Leap Day) a holiday? We all need an extra day off.
March 1, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Why isn’t 2/29 (Leap Day) a holiday? We all need an extra day off.
Toby likes a good sunset just like the rest of us.
January 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Toby likes a good sunset just like the rest of us.
Merry Christmas everyone.
December 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Merry Christmas everyone.
Tragic night here at the Bates Motel. The boom box (named Old Faithful) has finally died. 😫😔The man-cave will never be the same. What am I going to do with all these old tapes & Cd’s. This is horrible.
December 24, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Tragic night here at the Bates Motel. The boom box (named Old Faithful) has finally died. 😫😔The man-cave will never be the same. What am I going to do with all these old tapes & Cd’s. This is horrible.
I’m going in for an overnight sleep apnea test tonight. As crazy as life has been lately this feels like I have a mini vacation.
December 15, 2023 at 3:45 AM
I’m going in for an overnight sleep apnea test tonight. As crazy as life has been lately this feels like I have a mini vacation.
Long day of chasing & tossing my nieces & nephews around. Exhausting but worth it. Also happy to give sis a break for the day.
December 4, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Long day of chasing & tossing my nieces & nephews around. Exhausting but worth it. Also happy to give sis a break for the day.
Left for work today with my buddy telling me that he’d like to come to work too. His disappointment broke my heart.
November 30, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Left for work today with my buddy telling me that he’d like to come to work too. His disappointment broke my heart.
I have an unexpected visitor today. My neighbor’s tree decided to come visit. Winds gusting 45 mph today in Northern LA County.
November 20, 2023 at 11:24 PM
I have an unexpected visitor today. My neighbor’s tree decided to come visit. Winds gusting 45 mph today in Northern LA County.
I did that once. On a related note that’s why I’m not allowed in Cleveland to this day.
Hunger Games, but it’s just me forgetting to eat until 8pm and fighting the urge to order the entire menu from Domino’s.
November 15, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I did that once. On a related note that’s why I’m not allowed in Cleveland to this day.
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If y'all hear about a Walmart in Texas catching on fire, it's because I saw pumpkin spice flavored Frosted Flakes
November 14, 2023 at 3:00 AM
If y'all hear about a Walmart in Texas catching on fire, it's because I saw pumpkin spice flavored Frosted Flakes
I spend so much time in my life thinking “I just want to know what’s going on so I can plan my day.”
November 14, 2023 at 5:59 AM
I spend so much time in my life thinking “I just want to know what’s going on so I can plan my day.”
Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow vets.
November 12, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow vets.
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In an alternate universe, Jiffy Lube is a peanut butter-flavored sex lotion you get quickly at a garage.
November 9, 2023 at 10:14 PM
In an alternate universe, Jiffy Lube is a peanut butter-flavored sex lotion you get quickly at a garage.
The four stages of listening to a stupid client at work.
November 4, 2023 at 3:13 AM
The four stages of listening to a stupid client at work.
Best pizza in Savannah Ga
October 29, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Best pizza in Savannah Ga
Great time so far back visiting family in Savannah GA
October 29, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Great time so far back visiting family in Savannah GA
I got to see what’s left of one of my old group of friends that I haven’t seen in a long long time. Photo #1 from way back when. Photo # 2 today +25 years later. It was a good day today.
October 29, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I got to see what’s left of one of my old group of friends that I haven’t seen in a long long time. Photo #1 from way back when. Photo # 2 today +25 years later. It was a good day today.
Pretty sure I’m using this app wrong. HELP
October 21, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Pretty sure I’m using this app wrong. HELP
3 years staying clear of Covid. Took the shots, masked, & did my best but I finally got it 7 days ago bc of some douchebag coworker that walked into work with it & didn’t tell anyone that he was sick for 3 days.
October 20, 2023 at 5:23 AM
3 years staying clear of Covid. Took the shots, masked, & did my best but I finally got it 7 days ago bc of some douchebag coworker that walked into work with it & didn’t tell anyone that he was sick for 3 days.
Please help me. I still haven’t quit twitter yet but I need too. Tell me that it will all be ok? Lol
October 13, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Please help me. I still haven’t quit twitter yet but I need too. Tell me that it will all be ok? Lol
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If trees could talk it'd just be shit about squirrels.
October 10, 2023 at 2:35 AM
If trees could talk it'd just be shit about squirrels.
Managed to sneak in 1 more pool day! Thanks Mother Nature!
October 8, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Managed to sneak in 1 more pool day! Thanks Mother Nature!