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Ridley 💜🖤🤍
@ridleykai.bsky.social
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OldSchool RuneScape addict (7 pets)
podcaster on sabbatical
sad bop enjoyer
headache 'n sore muskles aficionado
v good at distracting myself with media

currently rewatching
Mr Robot
The Wire
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ridleykai.bsky.social
Ridley 💜🖤🤍 @ridleykai.bsky.social · Nov 6
howdy
new account who dis
looking for cool funny folx to connect with

some interests;

°OldSchool RuneScape
°PS5
°No Man's Sky
°Fallout
°movies/TV
°history
°comedy/podcast nerd (On Cinema)
°emo/indie/sad boi music (Car Seat Headrest)
°doobers
°jolf
°hockey
°Enlisted
°Apex
°.....Fortnite
ridleykai.bsky.social
starting my own Thanksgiving tradition this year
gonna smoke a j, make a calzone and play #osrs

i can't
fucking
wait
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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broboaticus.bsky.social
I don't simp for this YouTube channel enough. But if you like OSRS and you aren't following Unpragmatic Covers on YouTube you really should be.

youtu.be/yjhSY6DGaTQ?...
Knights of Cydonia - Muse but it's the OldSchool RuneScape soundfont
YouTube video by Unpragmatic Covers
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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pugbertofficial.bsky.social
"Title Screen"

Mega Man 2 (1988)
August 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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scriblit.bsky.social
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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josh.uno
August 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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ironyhat.bsky.social
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
my brain every time i want to play the cool, new #osrs updates
the SpongeBob Hoopla guy saying "you should be training Agility"
July 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
This video about how he’s “fighting his tail off” against Trump would be more convincing if Warner hadn’t voted YESTERDAY to confirm Trump's pick for Assistant Secretary of the Treasury.
markwarner.bsky.social Senator Mark Warner @markwarner.bsky.social · Jul 17
You may be wondering what the Senate is up to tonight… or what a rescissions bill is… or how Donald Trump is trying to gut public media and important foreign aid. Let me explain it to you.
July 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
catch and release at my local southern #thrift shoppe
a sweatshirt with the words "virginity rocks" in red and yellow
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
had a good chortle at work
#alwayssupportthebottom
an aluminum pan liner an aluminum pan liner with the text "always support the bottom"
July 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
Andy Serkis is soooooo fucking good in Andor
goddamn
June 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
man
i hate digging into my urethra
and
pulling out the pee
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes like resin
June 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
me coming across my first Bob Belcher in Fortnite
sad kid with gun
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
blueberries are just shitty grapes
June 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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merrittk.com
we dont talk enough about this
May 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
did anyone else try to smoke cap gun smoke as a kid or was it just me?
May 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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doomquasar.bsky.social
anyway here's the email I sent to jim bankoff last week. i'm still heartbroken. I have been insanely, destructively angry for weeks, and I think I will be for a long time.
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
heard Amyl and the Sniffers on Fortnight this morning and I almost shited out loud

been listening to them all day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huK6...
Amyl and The Sniffers "Comfort to Me Live at Williamstown"
YouTube video by Amyl and The Sniffers
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
this is a lie
i kinda sorta made a HCIM last night

streaming tonight around 8ish
see you then gamers

#osrs

youtube.com/@ridleykai
April 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
4 days left of osrs mems then taking a break till Yama
(it better not fucking launch next week)

**78 levels to max and burning out on this game
Bill Hader in suit smoking and looking distressed.
April 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ridleykai.bsky.social
one of my coworkers the past 2 nights after covering someone else's shift

the dude is getting on my fucking nerves
Man with striped shirt, hat and mustache leaving abruptly.
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ridleykai.bsky.social
Coheed and Cambria's newest album has been on repeat for 3 days. my favorite Vaxis entry so far. they don't fucking miss, man
The Continuum III: Tethered Together
YouTube video by Coheed And Cambria - Topic
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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timheidecker.bsky.social
I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time

I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging 'round waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry

Fill Me Up Again...
March 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM