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Chris George
@ridingonthewall.bsky.social
Actor, writer, director, chemist from Biloxi, MS. Intelligence class character, public office is a public trust.

he/hi.
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wake me up when #iOChicago has their peace prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Being a chef must be crazy, because you might just out of nowhere come up with a "Nashville hot chicken burrito" and then feel both a need to make it work and deep terror for inflicting this eldritch horror on the universe.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Tilly Norwood has already been cast on a Harold Team.
October 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My toxic trait is that I believe I am always one great fall jacket away from perfection.
September 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Well the rest of the polycule found the stat sheet I was making about them. But the only ones who were pissed off had low WAR anyway
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
*explaining Magic:the Gathering and it's various lands*

"So this game is about geography?"
June 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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NEW: Less than two weeks before the start of hurricane season, the head of FEMA cancelled the agency’s four-year strategic plan. A new plan has yet to be put into place.

read @mollytaft.com and @telliotter.bsky.social:
FEMA Has Canceled Its Four-Year Strategic Plan Ahead of Hurricane Season
Multiple FEMA employees tell WIRED that they did not know of another time when a strategic plan was rescinded without another in place.
www.wired.com
May 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not too late for him to be Head of Corporate Oversight or something.
May 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I bet they just maintain two different goodie closets at this point for employee giveaways: one for Max, one for HBO Max.
May 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Guess a 747 is less than the $50 donation limit.
May 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
10-15 years from now, "mid 20's bad AI" will be its own aesthetic people will try to recreate.
May 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I am astounded at the number of shows I've been to where the merch table is basically unmanned for the entire night.
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Some improv theater's weekly email: "New Improviser Pope! Come shake off your white smoke with us this Fridayand Holy See just what laughs we have! Use promo code CONCLAVE for 10% off shows!" etc.
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
New Chicago pope, I now know what the next 6 months of sketches will look like.
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Huge line to watch the madness that is Wild at Heart at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social last night.
April 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The surviving types of studio movies:
- Brutal horror-comedy shot in Australia
- Ordinary Man Has Awesome Kill Skills
- Authorized musician biopic
- Christian film that looks like Skyrizi ad
- Arch auteurist bit from 31yo A24 guy
- Christopher Nolan (biennial)
- 2010-style raunch comedy (biennial)
March 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Spring break!
Mar 21st 2022 - At 7pm the annual purge began. James Sandin’s family went into lockdown.

📽️📅 The Purge (2013)
March 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fellow board game enthusiasts: had anyone ever Kickstartered a game that didn't get delayed because of Chinese new year?
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So just so I'm clear, @netflix.com raised their prices, added ads, put some things behind a higher tier, AND their website crashes and lags now. The future is truly incredible.
January 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My favorite part of every Uber/Lyft ride is when we're stopped at a red light and the driver moves/zooms in & out of the map to judge the route.
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I certainly didn't anticipate every comedy creator doing a "Folgers Brother/Sister commercial" video this year.
December 24, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Multiple ads have been advising me to go ghost mode, which at this time of year can only mean I will be visited by 3 spirits showing me the error of my ways (presumably fitness past, present, and yet to bench)
December 21, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Why yes, I am very interested in the 10 hottest AI generated gifts, which appears to include some sort of projector the size of a walnut and a mouse with way to many buttons.
December 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM