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JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
My therapist as of late
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My therapist as of late
Lily Allen on West End Girl
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lily Allen on West End Girl
People with heterochromia when asked their eye color:
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
People with heterochromia when asked their eye color:
Friend said he was glad he was circumcised as an infant because he wouldn’t have kept his penis sufficiently clean otherwise
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Friend said he was glad he was circumcised as an infant because he wouldn’t have kept his penis sufficiently clean otherwise
Cat owners when someone says they prefer dogs: 😐🙄
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Cat owners when someone says they prefer dogs: 😐🙄
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
The 21st chromosome getting all the flak for all autosomal trisomies
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The 21st chromosome getting all the flak for all autosomal trisomies
Felt a slight breeze touch the crown of my head and this image IMMEDIATELY sprang to mind
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Felt a slight breeze touch the crown of my head and this image IMMEDIATELY sprang to mind
First base: Sex
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
First base: Sex
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Second base: First date
Third base: Marriage
Home run: Adding them on Facebook
Yeah I’ve got ED. ED Falco’s filmography on DVD and Blu Ray.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah I’ve got ED. ED Falco’s filmography on DVD and Blu Ray.
The Battle of Iwo GMail
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Battle of Iwo GMail
Taking a mental health life
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Taking a mental health life
Just realized what “Soros” says when spelled backwards. Omg the puppetmasters really do hide the signs in plain sight and expect we won’t notice……….
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just realized what “Soros” says when spelled backwards. Omg the puppetmasters really do hide the signs in plain sight and expect we won’t notice……….
Can I be loved genuinely
September 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can I be loved genuinely
I did not care for TÁR
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I did not care for TÁR
They were killed by autism…
Chicago Tylenol murders - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They were killed by autism…
My new apartment is right next to this bourgie gym I can’t afford where all the neighborhood gays seem to go
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My new apartment is right next to this bourgie gym I can’t afford where all the neighborhood gays seem to go
Right now a million other people are Googling the same thing so they can make the same exact joke that you’re thinking of making so I’ll just tell you: it’s called a tiller
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Right now a million other people are Googling the same thing so they can make the same exact joke that you’re thinking of making so I’ll just tell you: it’s called a tiller
She’s so beautiful. HOW is she single?? 😍
Charlie Kirk’s wife, Erika Kirk, is the new CEO and Chair of the Board for Turning Point USA.
September 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
She’s so beautiful. HOW is she single?? 😍
This song is exactly what America needs to finally heal. @katyperry release the full version NOW
Katy Perry - Normalize
YouTube video by Natanael Sastri
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This song is exactly what America needs to finally heal. @katyperry release the full version NOW
Was just asked to place a lunch order at work for the father of someone I used to talk to on Sn*****s
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Was just asked to place a lunch order at work for the father of someone I used to talk to on Sn*****s