Sam
@ridesmen.bsky.social
Skeeting into the void. Aspiring tradewife.
Pinned
Earlier I went to show someone something in my photos app and then realized that in order to find it I first needed to scroll through my camera roll and past all the recent screenshots I took from this loadsmaxxer Instagram influencer that my algorithm has been obsessed with showing me lately
February 19, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Earlier I went to show someone something in my photos app and then realized that in order to find it I first needed to scroll through my camera roll and past all the recent screenshots I took from this loadsmaxxer Instagram influencer that my algorithm has been obsessed with showing me lately
Sending this to all my tall friends who like to stand up front at concerts
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sending this to all my tall friends who like to stand up front at concerts
Do you think Clavicular and his ilk jelq or does he keep it all strictly above the waist
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Do you think Clavicular and his ilk jelq or does he keep it all strictly above the waist
Soaking on the dick, call that Hawk Utah
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Soaking on the dick, call that Hawk Utah
My Oppositional Defiant ass whenever anyone tells me to watch Heated Rivalry
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My Oppositional Defiant ass whenever anyone tells me to watch Heated Rivalry
Hillary strangling Hillary before Hillary can testify
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hillary strangling Hillary before Hillary can testify
Nicki is gone.
Azealia is gone.
Grimes is gone.
Gwen is gone.
Róisín is gone.
But I’m still standing.
- Tokyo Toni
Azealia is gone.
Grimes is gone.
Gwen is gone.
Róisín is gone.
But I’m still standing.
- Tokyo Toni
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Nicki is gone.
Azealia is gone.
Grimes is gone.
Gwen is gone.
Róisín is gone.
But I’m still standing.
- Tokyo Toni
Azealia is gone.
Grimes is gone.
Gwen is gone.
Róisín is gone.
But I’m still standing.
- Tokyo Toni
Cameo is a who’s who of who was
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Cameo is a who’s who of who was
Paracetamol? I hardly know ‘em all!
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Paracetamol? I hardly know ‘em all!
The US about to invade Greenland to harvest its rare earth minerals before anyone else can
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The US about to invade Greenland to harvest its rare earth minerals before anyone else can
Remember in 2024 how people justified their Trump votes with the rationale that “at least with him you know what you’re getting”
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Remember in 2024 how people justified their Trump votes with the rationale that “at least with him you know what you’re getting”
When songs from 8 Instagram posts ago follow you around the app like some sort of foreboding leitmotif <<<
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
When songs from 8 Instagram posts ago follow you around the app like some sort of foreboding leitmotif <<<
Wiping your butt is like flossing your teeth: if there’s blood, you’re not doing it enough
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Wiping your butt is like flossing your teeth: if there’s blood, you’re not doing it enough
My cat whenever I open a door that leads somewhere he’s not supposed to go
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My cat whenever I open a door that leads somewhere he’s not supposed to go
The Fate of Ephebophilia…
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Fate of Ephebophilia…
Minnesota’s kind of like Somalia’s Kaliningrad
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Minnesota’s kind of like Somalia’s Kaliningrad
Rhodesia would make a lovely name for a girl.
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Rhodesia would make a lovely name for a girl.
Can we PLEASE primary Lesbian Gavin Newsom
Rent control: Gov. Maura Healey came out against statewide rent control yesterday, saying such a measure would effectively kill home construction in Massachusetts. An initiative to establish statewide controls has enough signatures to get on the 2026 ballot.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/23/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/23/m...
Rent control would ‘effectively halt’ housing production in Massachusetts, Healey says - The Boston Globe
Governor Maura Healey on Tuesday said that rent control is "not going to be the solution" to the state’s housing crisis.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can we PLEASE primary Lesbian Gavin Newsom
JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
JK Rowling writing a Hogwarts professor who has to “work nights” to make ends meet
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Love how my gym has tanning beds. Like okayyyy helping me cut my risk of cardiovascular death even further by giving me skin cancer instead
My therapist as of late
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My therapist as of late