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Sam
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Skeeting into the void.
There’s something cursed about the photo too but I think it’s mostly just due to lighting and makeup issues. Reminds me a bit of this post, though obviously this is more of a case of things going awry in post:
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I know my iCloud storage hates to see me getting a new cat
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My therapist as of late
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lily Allen on West End Girl
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People with heterochromia when asked their eye color:
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Friend said he was glad he was circumcised as an infant because he wouldn’t have kept his penis sufficiently clean otherwise
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Cat owners when someone says they prefer dogs: 😐🙄
Dog owners when someone says they prefer cats:
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The 21st chromosome getting all the flak for all autosomal trisomies
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Felt a slight breeze touch the crown of my head and this image IMMEDIATELY sprang to mind
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can I be loved genuinely
September 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I did not care for TÁR
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My new apartment is right next to this bourgie gym I can’t afford where all the neighborhood gays seem to go
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Right now a million other people are Googling the same thing so they can make the same exact joke that you’re thinking of making so I’ll just tell you: it’s called a tiller
September 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
CVS said alphabetical order is a social construct
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Starting to feel like these people whenever I’m looking at a photo and trying to figure out if it’s AI
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
American health insurance companies:
September 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
August 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ok but how do cross-country skiers get through Kansas if there are no hills…
August 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ppl with an avoidant attachment style:
August 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
But how could I say no to that face
August 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got vole but I’m not a vulture
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
August 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lol the NYPD just saw a brown man with a Free Palestine shirt and decided he must have been involved
July 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM