Riddles for office
@riddles-the-pom.bsky.social
Pomeranian. Food driven, zoomies & mischief
Running for office because rules don’t exist anymore.
Running for office because rules don’t exist anymore.
Pinned
Mom thinks I don’t know what a bowl is. #dogsofbluesky
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!! So rude that my family didn’t put a seat out for me- how do they expect me to reach it?! UGHHHH #dogsofbluesky
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!! So rude that my family didn’t put a seat out for me- how do they expect me to reach it?! UGHHHH #dogsofbluesky
Feeling a tiny bit better- almost smiling again- maybe tomorrow I’ll get some mushed up Turkey #dogsofbluesky
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Feeling a tiny bit better- almost smiling again- maybe tomorrow I’ll get some mushed up Turkey #dogsofbluesky
🎶 They not like pups- they not like pups 🎶
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
🎶 They not like pups- they not like pups 🎶
For everyone looking to make a good blocklist- George Takei’s posts are like a ✨treasure trove✨ of trolls to block. It’s lovely
November 26, 2024 at 7:45 PM
For everyone looking to make a good blocklist- George Takei’s posts are like a ✨treasure trove✨ of trolls to block. It’s lovely
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Drake sued me too. For being too cute
November 26, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Drake sued me too. For being too cute
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First on my agenda is universal health care- next is universal vet care.
November 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
First on my agenda is universal health care- next is universal vet care.
Mom put my favorite blanket over my bed and my Sherpa jacket on cause I don’t feel well. Tooth pain isn’t fun 😕 #dogsofbluesky
November 26, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Mom put my favorite blanket over my bed and my Sherpa jacket on cause I don’t feel well. Tooth pain isn’t fun 😕 #dogsofbluesky
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yo i ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but she is from the 1840s california territory and is heading into the hills with a pickaxe so maybe...
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
yo i ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but she is from the 1840s california territory and is heading into the hills with a pickaxe so maybe...
Am I on paid meds and a little groggy? Yes. Does my mom have to turn all my food in to soft mush? Yes. Am I still going to scream at her to hurry it up? Also yes.
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Am I on paid meds and a little groggy? Yes. Does my mom have to turn all my food in to soft mush? Yes. Am I still going to scream at her to hurry it up? Also yes.
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procrastination has made me the person i am tomorrow
November 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
procrastination has made me the person i am tomorrow
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Congratulations to me for getting chased across the park by a goose then getting chased back across the park by a different goose
November 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Congratulations to me for getting chased across the park by a goose then getting chased back across the park by a different goose
I just recommended someone to my fiancé’s business for piano lessons as he’s a private piano teacher….from *this* account. When he asks “so how did you hear about Raimondi music studio?!”
“Ummm your dog.”
🤣🤣🤣
“Ummm your dog.”
🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I just recommended someone to my fiancé’s business for piano lessons as he’s a private piano teacher….from *this* account. When he asks “so how did you hear about Raimondi music studio?!”
“Ummm your dog.”
🤣🤣🤣
“Ummm your dog.”
🤣🤣🤣
A beast much wow. 🤩
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
A beast much wow. 🤩
At my teeth cleaning appointment today and I have to get an extraction and a root canal! 😭😭😭 I am going to be miserable the next few days.
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
At my teeth cleaning appointment today and I have to get an extraction and a root canal! 😭😭😭 I am going to be miserable the next few days.
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This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
It’s Friday! You made it through another week, you deserve a treat- here have a puppy pic 🥰 #dogsofbluesky
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 PM
It’s Friday! You made it through another week, you deserve a treat- here have a puppy pic 🥰 #dogsofbluesky
Parents are driving away for the weekend- and I’m not entirely convinced they’ll ever return - maybe if I pout long enough they won’t leave.
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Parents are driving away for the weekend- and I’m not entirely convinced they’ll ever return - maybe if I pout long enough they won’t leave.
What is the most out of pocket name you call your pet? I’ll go first:
Bibliography.
Bibliography.
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
What is the most out of pocket name you call your pet? I’ll go first:
Bibliography.
Bibliography.
Jumping out of bed ready to make a positive change in the world like #dogsofbluesky
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Jumping out of bed ready to make a positive change in the world like #dogsofbluesky
You’re telling me we’ll appoint Dr. Oz but not me? A more competent canine than half the cabinet will ever be?
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
You’re telling me we’ll appoint Dr. Oz but not me? A more competent canine than half the cabinet will ever be?
The week has just started and I’m already done #dogsofbluesky
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The week has just started and I’m already done #dogsofbluesky
Apparently my breed is “low maintenance”- but no one told me this, so I’m going to scream at mom to take me on another 2 mile walk later today. #dogsofbluesky
November 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Apparently my breed is “low maintenance”- but no one told me this, so I’m going to scream at mom to take me on another 2 mile walk later today. #dogsofbluesky
Should I- as a dog- submit my resume to become part of DOGE for no pay? At this rate I think I have a decent shot of being hired.
November 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Should I- as a dog- submit my resume to become part of DOGE for no pay? At this rate I think I have a decent shot of being hired.