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for the @thestar.com this week, I wrote about the Epstein files, and the weird feeling of realizing that all the cranks, crackpots and paranoiacs were right about everything (well, more or less). www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
John Semley: I’ve long resisted paranoia. Now? Epstein has me apologizing to Roseanne Barr
If the Republicans and Democrat inner sanctums are truly this compromised, then they should be reduced to rubble
www.thestar.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
People over on Twitter really seem to be losing it. Maybe over here would finally actually be better? Probably not?
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yo. Hello.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is it my imagination or is the media kind of tamping down the Epstein stuff? Pedal needs to stay all the way down.
July 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Twitter is hilariously juicing some phony Obama story. It’s like.. look at these numbers cmon lol
July 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Trump basically doing high school yearbook-style “hahah remember spare period? we’ll always be ‘the doobie brothers ;)” type stuff but for sex trafficking. interesting individual!
July 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(b-list celebrity voice)

So what am I doing today? Talking to Jason Kelce’s wife for an hour? Remind me who Jason Kelce is again? And his wife is who?
March 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Full Moon Fever is one of those albums that plays like a Greatest Hits comp even though it’s just one LP in a staggering career full of ‘em.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
theonion.com/dejecte...
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is like a heroin dealer emailing you about rehab centers
March 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Twin Peaks… nah
Seinfeld… nope
Sopranos… nopranos

The best show in television history is Columbo.
March 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You cast Walton Goggins in your TV show and have him stand around and mope… should be against some kind of international law
March 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
White Bloatus
March 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Great advice
March 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
March 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it.

“We liked it over here,” one said.
March 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Turns out that weed withdrawals are worse than anything I experienced getting off of alcohol. The anxiety and physical manifestations of it are next level bad. The nightmares are truly something else altogether. And the stupidest part is that I’ll probably go back to it in a month or two anyway.
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I’m struck by how close we’re getting to finally curing some of the world’s worst diseases—sickle cell, Alzheimers, pancreatic cancer, etc.—at the same time that the world’s worst people are destroying medical research and care around the world.
March 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ll cool just and stellar skarsgaard
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
People are also reportedly “not getting any trim”
March 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watched the new HAIM video on YouTube and there’s an intimacy coordinator credited on it. How the fuck does that work?
March 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Needs a soundtrack
March 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
El Paso… I spent a month there one night.
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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In 2003, conservative radio host Michael Savage was fired by MSNBC for telling a caller, “…You’re one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig.”

This is how Gavin Newsom and Michael Savage framed the controversy on Newsom’s new podcast.
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM