Rich M 📶
@richx1ku.bsky.social
Weather, Auto, Tech, Wireless 📶, Fun, 🐻.
Also: Simpsons, Futurama, Seinfeld, Homestar Runner
📍Southeast, PA, USA
Content and opinions are my own.
Also: Simpsons, Futurama, Seinfeld, Homestar Runner
📍Southeast, PA, USA
Content and opinions are my own.
I can't hear anything except "We're havin' meatballs"
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can't hear anything except "We're havin' meatballs"
You know what day it is!
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
You know what day it is!
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
Standing within 500 feet of a salad so my insurance goes down.
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Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Standing within 500 feet of a salad so my insurance goes down.
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Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard
Homestar Runner easter eggs a plenty.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Homestar Runner easter eggs a plenty.
These sold well in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
These sold well in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.
He was white as a sheet... And he also made false teeth.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
He was white as a sheet... And he also made false teeth.
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS has issued a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE BALLS PRESS CONFERENCE until 5:00 PM...
#WXsky
#WXsky
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS has issued a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE BALLS PRESS CONFERENCE until 5:00 PM...
#WXsky
#WXsky
I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop 🚨
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop 🚨
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
PA Turnpike in the lead 😒💸
Most Expensive Toll Roads in the US
Are they worth it?
More about them: brilliantmaps.com/most-expe...
Are they worth it?
More about them: brilliantmaps.com/most-expe...
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
PA Turnpike in the lead 😒💸
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I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it
Pretty sure ChapStick never expires. I've got one from 2002 that's still fine.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pretty sure ChapStick never expires. I've got one from 2002 that's still fine.
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Aw yes, I just made my Weather Channel Local on the 8's mixtape this weekend.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Aw yes, I just made my Weather Channel Local on the 8's mixtape this weekend.
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SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET)
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET)
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
1. Diabolical Peanuts
2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads
3. Moist Time
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Maryland sure is a place.
November 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maryland sure is a place.
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Windows 98 Plus: Mystery screensaver
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Windows 98 Plus: Mystery screensaver
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It said “depress clutch” not “put clutch in existential crisis“.
Car: "Depress clutch to start."
Me to clutch: "The planet is being ruined by billionaire sociopaths, everyone's house is grey, the internet was a terrible mistake and I can't stop thinking about all the stuff I put in bins in the 1990s that I should have recycled. Also I think I've broken my toe."
Me to clutch: "The planet is being ruined by billionaire sociopaths, everyone's house is grey, the internet was a terrible mistake and I can't stop thinking about all the stuff I put in bins in the 1990s that I should have recycled. Also I think I've broken my toe."
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It said “depress clutch” not “put clutch in existential crisis“.
I guess the Benz is in the shop. Post office busted out the LLV today.
October 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I guess the Benz is in the shop. Post office busted out the LLV today.
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Hey, Detroit? If it doesn't come standard with cheese ... IT'S NOT A REUBEN SANDWICH.
You got that? Capische? What is this ... monstrosity ... without cheese? Feh.
#DTW users, you have been warned.
You got that? Capische? What is this ... monstrosity ... without cheese? Feh.
#DTW users, you have been warned.
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey, Detroit? If it doesn't come standard with cheese ... IT'S NOT A REUBEN SANDWICH.
You got that? Capische? What is this ... monstrosity ... without cheese? Feh.
#DTW users, you have been warned.
You got that? Capische? What is this ... monstrosity ... without cheese? Feh.
#DTW users, you have been warned.
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![Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib7rzofmrqb5cvnyccnb7ftj6qroxtp55i4dqqnbp2ozun6gaxbkm@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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We get to be everywhere doing everything all the time in a space where people feel free to be their worst selves.
The human brain was never meant for this.
The human brain was never meant for this.
We've somehow settled into an equilibrium wherein *all* the social media sites suck & are unbearable.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We get to be everywhere doing everything all the time in a space where people feel free to be their worst selves.
The human brain was never meant for this.
The human brain was never meant for this.