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If Texas or other states move to distort their maps for obvious partisan gain, California is prepared to respond — not to escalate, but to protect what’s right and just.
 
The future of this country hinges on what we do in moments like this.

Congratulations to the 22 graduates of the CA Department of Fish and Wildlife's Wildlife Officer Academy who have sworn to protect California's natural resources.

These officers will be deployed across the state serving in Law Enforcement Division’s programs to protect our communities and wildlife.

Donald Trump knows his agenda is unpopular, so he’s trying to rig the next congressional election to save his current razor-thin majority.

California will do all we can to stand up against this assault on election integrity and our democracy.

Nope, still not distracted. Release the Epstein files.

“I’ve made a tremendous deal with President Putin. Zelenskyy will hand over Ukraine, I’ve agreed to throw in Alaska, and Russia will agree to a ceasefire.” – President Pedo-RICO

MAHER: “This Texas redistricting is some bullshit, isn’t it?”

DR. PHIL (A Trump supporter): “Yeah, sorta.”

#MomSky
“Trump paved over the Rose Garden, freedom of speech, freedom of education, an independent judiciary and more. But we won't let him pave over free and fair elections in our country.

California’s response to the Texas redistricting power grab is self-defense for our Democracy. -NP”