Malcolm Stamp
@ribble11.bsky.social
Life long #history enthusiast (especially #Roman #Napoleonic #GreatWar #fww #ww1 #ww2), music (soul, dance, r & b and, er, Led Zeppelin), family, #photography, #Blackpoolfc #utmp
One of my favourite threads from the other place. Classic. Anyone who has owned a spaniel or variant will relate!
Because some damn fool asked, here's a thread about Baxter.
This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life.
Look at him. Absolutely irresistible.
And that's how they get you, the utter bastards
This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life.
Look at him. Absolutely irresistible.
And that's how they get you, the utter bastards
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
One of my favourite threads from the other place. Classic. Anyone who has owned a spaniel or variant will relate!
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
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How to dress for Blackpool.
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
How to dress for Blackpool.
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On this day in 1945 a brave Danish Dutch diplomat drove his car into a Japanese concentration camp and saved my grandmothers and thus my life.
A thread.
It is August 15th 1945, my grandmother and her daughter (2 years old) are prisoners in Japanese concentration camp Lampersari.
A thread.
It is August 15th 1945, my grandmother and her daughter (2 years old) are prisoners in Japanese concentration camp Lampersari.
August 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
On this day in 1945 a brave Danish Dutch diplomat drove his car into a Japanese concentration camp and saved my grandmothers and thus my life.
A thread.
It is August 15th 1945, my grandmother and her daughter (2 years old) are prisoners in Japanese concentration camp Lampersari.
A thread.
It is August 15th 1945, my grandmother and her daughter (2 years old) are prisoners in Japanese concentration camp Lampersari.
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July 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
July 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
July 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Whoa Black Betty
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Whoa Black Betty
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
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Farage wants to privatise the NHS.
Farage wants big business to decide whether you get treatment or die.
It's that simple.
Vote against Reform today,
put in your postcode to find out who your tactical vote is: stopreformuk.vote
It could be LAB, LD, or GRN in your area
Farage wants big business to decide whether you get treatment or die.
It's that simple.
Vote against Reform today,
put in your postcode to find out who your tactical vote is: stopreformuk.vote
It could be LAB, LD, or GRN in your area
May 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Farage wants to privatise the NHS.
Farage wants big business to decide whether you get treatment or die.
It's that simple.
Vote against Reform today,
put in your postcode to find out who your tactical vote is: stopreformuk.vote
It could be LAB, LD, or GRN in your area
Farage wants big business to decide whether you get treatment or die.
It's that simple.
Vote against Reform today,
put in your postcode to find out who your tactical vote is: stopreformuk.vote
It could be LAB, LD, or GRN in your area
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Today is #NationalBucketListDay so if you've always wanted to come along and sit on our balls then this is the day to do it. ⚪️
April 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Today is #NationalBucketListDay so if you've always wanted to come along and sit on our balls then this is the day to do it. ⚪️
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Who can forget the events of D-Day, when mad General Eisenhower ordered the massed Allied armies to shoot themselves in the foot for no reason.
It’s only April and the NYT has already won the year’s Dumbest Fucking Analogy www.nytimes.com/2025/04/08/o...
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Who can forget the events of D-Day, when mad General Eisenhower ordered the massed Allied armies to shoot themselves in the foot for no reason.
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"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak"
our beef:
our beef:
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak"
our beef:
our beef:
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it's good people aren't in our group chat because it's literally just pictures of giant hogs
March 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
it's good people aren't in our group chat because it's literally just pictures of giant hogs
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It’s not just the tariffs that are going to wreck the US economy. There will be product boycotts as well as a decline in tourism and conferences held in the US because people have other options and won’t risk this stuff. The US is internationally viewed as a dysfunctional country (as it is).
"I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s not just the tariffs that are going to wreck the US economy. There will be product boycotts as well as a decline in tourism and conferences held in the US because people have other options and won’t risk this stuff. The US is internationally viewed as a dysfunctional country (as it is).
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Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.
Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK
Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.
Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK
Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.
Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK
Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.
Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK
Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.