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Justin Eells
@rhymeswithbells.bsky.social
Failed paper plane craftsman, writer, instructor, etc.
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lit mag “what we’re looking for” pages be like
I like when a poem will make feel like 🥸 but not when it'll make me feel like😶‍🌫️ if you know what I mean
August 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The thought of doing more than one task on a summer day is kind of terrifying
August 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
💀
August 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The downside of having such a comfortable bed is that the waking life looks so much worse by comparison 😌
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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i think about this anytime i see james carville mentioned
May 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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the crowd will chant “better things aren’t possible”
May 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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We were so close to losing absolutely everything
April 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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🌈📚

📖 Brother & Sister Enter the Forest

by @rpmirabella.bsky.social

a queer coming-of-age novel follows a young man's relationship with a violent older boyfriend—and how he and his sister survive a terrible crime

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#booksky #queerbooks #lgbtqia
Brother & Sister Enter the Forest: A Novel
A Novel
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April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don’t mean to be rude, but [rudest thing you’ve ever heard].
April 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Excited for this lineup.
April 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me: Falling asleep. So ready for this.

🧠: Here’s an itemized list of every awkward interaction you’ve had for the last decade or so.
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Two perfect, good boys waiting for their forever homes. Neither one has any applications!Choose your cow cat-! Both Jimson & Duplex are amazing cuddlers who love to chat. Jimson is passive & agreeable w/cats, Duplex will need a no-dog home & slow intros to cats. Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Like ten years ago people were so perplexed that a conservative Dem like James Carville could stay married to a conservative Republican for 50 years. How do they do it? Idk, politics isn’t everything but maybe it’s because they agree on most things?
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Achieved “inbox zero” and now I’m not sure what to do with the rest of my life
April 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Delete all P law too
April 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🤮
April 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
April 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ok, I did it. I bought the dip. Hope I don’t regret this
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Looks like I have to keep my twitter account because otherwise where will I keep my DRAFTS
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
(Reflecting on my teaching schedule, nodding profoundly)

Monday is a rehearsal for Tuesday.
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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whew
April 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM