Justin Eells
@rhymeswithbells.bsky.social
Failed paper plane craftsman, writer, instructor, etc.
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Time to see where things stand. #FlashMonster 2025 results are in!
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@mlenoirbond.bsky.social
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Flash Monster 2025 results
Let’s see how things stand… Body-invading creepy crawlies have wriggled their way to the top this year, with invasive spiders, snakes, parasites, and pathogens making a strong showing. …
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October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Time to see where things stand. #FlashMonster 2025 results are in!
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@mlenoirbond.bsky.social
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@mlenoirbond.bsky.social
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lit mag “what we’re looking for” pages be like
I like when a poem will make feel like 🥸 but not when it'll make me feel like😶🌫️ if you know what I mean
August 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
lit mag “what we’re looking for” pages be like
The thought of doing more than one task on a summer day is kind of terrifying
August 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The thought of doing more than one task on a summer day is kind of terrifying
The downside of having such a comfortable bed is that the waking life looks so much worse by comparison 😌
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The downside of having such a comfortable bed is that the waking life looks so much worse by comparison 😌
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i think about this anytime i see james carville mentioned
May 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i think about this anytime i see james carville mentioned
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the crowd will chant “better things aren’t possible”
May 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the crowd will chant “better things aren’t possible”
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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We were so close to losing absolutely everything
April 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We were so close to losing absolutely everything
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🌈📚
📖 Brother & Sister Enter the Forest
by @rpmirabella.bsky.social
a queer coming-of-age novel follows a young man's relationship with a violent older boyfriend—and how he and his sister survive a terrible crime
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#booksky #queerbooks #lgbtqia
📖 Brother & Sister Enter the Forest
by @rpmirabella.bsky.social
a queer coming-of-age novel follows a young man's relationship with a violent older boyfriend—and how he and his sister survive a terrible crime
Affiliate Link
bookshop.org/a/100590/978...
#booksky #queerbooks #lgbtqia
Brother & Sister Enter the Forest: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
🌈📚
📖 Brother & Sister Enter the Forest
by @rpmirabella.bsky.social
a queer coming-of-age novel follows a young man's relationship with a violent older boyfriend—and how he and his sister survive a terrible crime
Affiliate Link
bookshop.org/a/100590/978...
#booksky #queerbooks #lgbtqia
📖 Brother & Sister Enter the Forest
by @rpmirabella.bsky.social
a queer coming-of-age novel follows a young man's relationship with a violent older boyfriend—and how he and his sister survive a terrible crime
Affiliate Link
bookshop.org/a/100590/978...
#booksky #queerbooks #lgbtqia
I don’t mean to be rude, but [rudest thing you’ve ever heard].
April 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I don’t mean to be rude, but [rudest thing you’ve ever heard].
Excited for this lineup.
April 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Excited for this lineup.
Me: Falling asleep. So ready for this.
🧠: Here’s an itemized list of every awkward interaction you’ve had for the last decade or so.
🧠: Here’s an itemized list of every awkward interaction you’ve had for the last decade or so.
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me: Falling asleep. So ready for this.
🧠: Here’s an itemized list of every awkward interaction you’ve had for the last decade or so.
🧠: Here’s an itemized list of every awkward interaction you’ve had for the last decade or so.
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Two perfect, good boys waiting for their forever homes. Neither one has any applications!Choose your cow cat-! Both Jimson & Duplex are amazing cuddlers who love to chat. Jimson is passive & agreeable w/cats, Duplex will need a no-dog home & slow intros to cats. Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Two perfect, good boys waiting for their forever homes. Neither one has any applications!Choose your cow cat-! Both Jimson & Duplex are amazing cuddlers who love to chat. Jimson is passive & agreeable w/cats, Duplex will need a no-dog home & slow intros to cats. Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com
Like ten years ago people were so perplexed that a conservative Dem like James Carville could stay married to a conservative Republican for 50 years. How do they do it? Idk, politics isn’t everything but maybe it’s because they agree on most things?
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Like ten years ago people were so perplexed that a conservative Dem like James Carville could stay married to a conservative Republican for 50 years. How do they do it? Idk, politics isn’t everything but maybe it’s because they agree on most things?
Achieved “inbox zero” and now I’m not sure what to do with the rest of my life
April 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Achieved “inbox zero” and now I’m not sure what to do with the rest of my life
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Delete all P law too
April 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Delete all P law too
Ok, I did it. I bought the dip. Hope I don’t regret this
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ok, I did it. I bought the dip. Hope I don’t regret this
Looks like I have to keep my twitter account because otherwise where will I keep my DRAFTS
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Looks like I have to keep my twitter account because otherwise where will I keep my DRAFTS
(Reflecting on my teaching schedule, nodding profoundly)
Monday is a rehearsal for Tuesday.
Monday is a rehearsal for Tuesday.
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(Reflecting on my teaching schedule, nodding profoundly)
Monday is a rehearsal for Tuesday.
Monday is a rehearsal for Tuesday.
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