alex 🍙
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adhd has dicked me over once again because for YEARS now I've been like "man I should get my passport changed so that it says X instead of F but I'm laaaazy" and now I can't even do that. stupid lazy fuck disorder
January 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
adhd has dicked me over once again because for YEARS now I've been like "man I should get my passport changed so that it says X instead of F but I'm laaaazy" and now I can't even do that. stupid lazy fuck disorder
dog owners will post a vid of two dogs where one is getting their shit rocked like crazy and caption it smn like "aren't they adorable :)" like dude your golden is getting its ass beat and looking over at you for help wtf are u doing
January 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
dog owners will post a vid of two dogs where one is getting their shit rocked like crazy and caption it smn like "aren't they adorable :)" like dude your golden is getting its ass beat and looking over at you for help wtf are u doing
we actually live in hell bcs <12k homes have just been obliterated off the face of california and IMMEDIATELY landlords saw the opportunity to make a quick buck and jumped on increasing their rental prices by upwards of 50-100%
January 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
we actually live in hell bcs <12k homes have just been obliterated off the face of california and IMMEDIATELY landlords saw the opportunity to make a quick buck and jumped on increasing their rental prices by upwards of 50-100%
i think i hath caught a cold
January 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i think i hath caught a cold
i keep getting chaotic evil on alignment tests 🧍 headmistress, are we...the baddies?
December 22, 2024 at 10:07 AM
i keep getting chaotic evil on alignment tests 🧍 headmistress, are we...the baddies?
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Goat and Sheep
December 17, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Goat and Sheep
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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
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theonion.com/o-j-simpson-...
December 15, 2024 at 10:38 PM
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
theonion.com/o-j-simpson-...
theonion.com/o-j-simpson-...
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Thy ressurection is not covered in network. Thou wilt need to pay the full price (20000). My sincerest apologies
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Thy ressurection is not covered in network. Thou wilt need to pay the full price (20000). My sincerest apologies
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Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.
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shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
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Which one is the real Uni?
どれが本物のうに？
どれが本物のうに？
December 1, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Which one is the real Uni?
どれが本物のうに？
どれが本物のうに？
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there are truly no red lines for israel. america seemingly will never rein them in
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
there are truly no red lines for israel. america seemingly will never rein them in
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Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
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Good morning 😊
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Good morning 😊
can you make pinned posts on here
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
can you make pinned posts on here