Rheele
@rheele.bsky.social
Wife guy, Gamerguy, generally frustrated guy. I've forgotten more US geography than most fools will ever know | he/him
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Rheele
@rheele.bsky.social
· Mar 14
"I'm jacking in" I say, jacking into the system. The crowd loves me, I'm the ultimate hacker
"I'm jacking off" I say, having finished jacking in, my task completed. Where are my adoring fans now?
"I'm jacking off" I say, having finished jacking in, my task completed. Where are my adoring fans now?
Mysterious long haired stranger who spends Christmas ending every interaction with "Happy Birthday! ---- I mean merry Christmas"
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mysterious long haired stranger who spends Christmas ending every interaction with "Happy Birthday! ---- I mean merry Christmas"
They're calling him the most 29 year old man of all time
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They're calling him the most 29 year old man of all time
I might be naive, but I don't think "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission" is good government policy, and talking down to people who suggest otherwise is bad
Q: Does the administration need to go to Congress to conduct land strikes in Venezuela?
RUBIO: I'm not gonna speculate about things that haven't happened and may never happen. To this point, nothing has happened that requires us to notify Congress
RUBIO: I'm not gonna speculate about things that haven't happened and may never happen. To this point, nothing has happened that requires us to notify Congress
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I might be naive, but I don't think "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission" is good government policy, and talking down to people who suggest otherwise is bad
7 hours remain I sublimate into the loam that is Minecraft and house husbanding
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
7 hours remain I sublimate into the loam that is Minecraft and house husbanding
"The Chicago murder house--"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"The Chicago murder house--"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
I hope live action Link never rolls or says HYAA! once
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I hope live action Link never rolls or says HYAA! once
So am I supposed to be dressing up at the airport or not
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So am I supposed to be dressing up at the airport or not
The real problem with Humphrey's Executor is that it sounds like a wizard spell and not a legal precedent. What do you mean our government order is partially upheld by Tenser's Transformation? What's protecting gov employees is Galder's Tower? That SCOTUS is striking down Otiluke's Freezing Sphere?
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The real problem with Humphrey's Executor is that it sounds like a wizard spell and not a legal precedent. What do you mean our government order is partially upheld by Tenser's Transformation? What's protecting gov employees is Galder's Tower? That SCOTUS is striking down Otiluke's Freezing Sphere?
Flaming bow that shoots regular arrows
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Flaming bow that shoots regular arrows
She hark on my herald angels until I sing
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She hark on my herald angels until I sing
Mark my words we're on the verge of a barenaked ladies-aissance
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mark my words we're on the verge of a barenaked ladies-aissance
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
Ducking away from the family for the afternoon to watch the NLSS instead of visiting with people
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ducking away from the family for the afternoon to watch the NLSS instead of visiting with people
PSA make sure you watch stranger things as soon as it comes out or Netflix is gonna cancel it!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
PSA make sure you watch stranger things as soon as it comes out or Netflix is gonna cancel it!!!
Yo Ray Parker Jr was right, bustin does make me feel good
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Yo Ray Parker Jr was right, bustin does make me feel good
The best part about having a niche food allergy and not taking it seriously is that instead of thinking about it ever, I have 8-10 food bodyguards who will swat food out of my hands before they'll let me eat a parsnip
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The best part about having a niche food allergy and not taking it seriously is that instead of thinking about it ever, I have 8-10 food bodyguards who will swat food out of my hands before they'll let me eat a parsnip
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hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
My vizier is muttering about brigands at the gates again.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My vizier is muttering about brigands at the gates again.
Crazy the Beatles were writing about me and only me when they wrote "woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head"
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Crazy the Beatles were writing about me and only me when they wrote "woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head"
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Big day for Gordon Lightfoot heads
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Big day for Gordon Lightfoot heads
Calling fetterman to congratulate him on caving the moment the pressure began to let up
you could call your democratic senators and ask them to replace schumer as minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Calling fetterman to congratulate him on caving the moment the pressure began to let up